Police: Man in clown costume swings ax at woman

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• There is a lot of wrong in this story

  First it is axe...

  Second what is going on? Is there crazy gas going around or what?

  Third What the hell is she doing opening the door to some person whom she doesn't know and his not supposed to be at her door and at her house at 4:30 AM? Especially a person with a costume...

  Fourth If she was going to be that stupid why didn't she have a weapon with her just in case?

  Weird

  • Oh, please!
    If you open the door at 4:30 am for someone you don't know, there are only 3 explanations,
    1 you're a hooker.
    2 you're a drug dealer.
    3 you're too stupid to live.

    • She got lucky then because she is certainly to stupid to live... unless she is a ho...

    • I dunno, at 4:30 am, I'm not my best. There's a lot more to this story than meets the eye. Personally, I figure the word "clown" is a code word meaning "Registered Democrat", and that would explain the scarcity of detail explaining why the clown suit, the ax, and the 4:30 knock on the door and the actual opening the door. After all, if a bad guy had an ax, and had that sort of intent, why even bother knocking?

      Maybe the "Open up, I'm a clown and I have an ax" was mistranslated into ebonics as "Let me in; I'm a democrat polltaker with a question for you", and those always get allowed in in certain households because they pay ca$h for votes.

      Still, so far as epic dumbassery on all counts goes, this one is right up there.

  • I don't know about you Kimmy, but if someone rang my doorbell or knocked at 4:30 AM, the last thing I do would be to open it to see who is there...And If I did, it would be with my trusty 12 ga shotgun....Homey the clown would have been spread all over the front lawn...

    • Exactly

• Blame global warming/climate change/unicorn fart shortage.