Police Probe Reported Placement Of Bacon On Door Handles Of Oklahoma Mosque. Time for a Fatwa against Oscar-Meyer?

Police Probe Reported Placement Of Bacon On Door Handles Of Oklahoma Mosque. Time for a Fatwa against Oscar-Meyer?
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At current prices, who can afford to wastedelicious bacon on people who can't appreciate it. The time spent investigating this should have gone to investigating ndalism of churches and synagogues.
What a waste of perfectly good bacon, they should have used a 10 wheeler load of pig dung. It would have matched the smell coming from the inside of the Mosque.
HEY! You stole my idea!
STOP THE INSANITY!!
In no way is this a crime of any kind. Why are we wasting money investigating this? The PC has to end.
But put a crucifix in glass of piss. . .
Then its art.
Do you think I could get a grant from the federal government for my new piece called "Bacon on koran in pink"?
Definitely!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon. hate to waste it but it was funny. The religion of peace is out to kill everyone, but they get scared of bacon...Muslim Kryptonite...Bacon bombs, bacon bullets, small tactical nuclear bacon weapons....
Now of course this will be a hate crime, but what is funny is that the "victim's" waited soooo long to call police. I would be willing to be these "victims" did it themselves to try and play the race card.....And these "victim'stook the bacon down themselves????? Only after they took photos? I call Bullshit.
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/ZTvUR6yoL4u-9298YuQWjC6WE15TfyzlBQMtLx-O9hA?feat=directlink
OMG That is too terrible for words! That's enough bacon to make a very tasty BLT How COULD they do that poor bacon SO wrong?? It's too sad for words.....
What!!! You have to cook bacon before you can eat it, my suggestion is to set the door on fire and as the brass door handle heats up it will cook the bacon from the inside out. In fact, burn the mosque down and you'll have something like tandoori bacon!
http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/04/happy-bacon-is-delicious-bacon-3/
Yes, wasting actual tasty bacon is a sin, so they should have just taped up a picture of a piece of bacon; pictures of certain things seem to drive many of the members of that religion whose name is just on the tip of my tongue into a complete frenzy.
Maybe we should just airdrop millions of photos of bacon on the middle east....