Debbie Does Des Moines – Politico’s livestream Iowa caucus coverage features Debbie Wassamatterwityourepublicans Schultz. Politico’s braintrust has got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!”
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She looks like the girl on the little Debbie snack cakes....Except for the 3 acre forehead.
That forehead would make a nice canvas for a Target stores ad!
Political Commentary from the terminally stupid. Looks like Journalist is alive and well.
I just have to comment to say how much I loved the lead in! Debbie Does Des Moines! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I won't say she'd make a perfect porn star ...
I won’t say she’d make a perfect porn star....
WEEEEELLLL, she does suck!
(Sorry folks I couldn't resist.)
But probably not well.
No, the goal of p0rn is to entice, and the only thing Ol' Snagglepuss has down is "revulsion" and "disgust". Maybe if projectile vomiting becomes the "in" thing, she can get a job in the movies.
You would be amazed by the sorts of stuff that turns people on. I'm sure someone, somewhere, would find an evening of whatever with DW-S in Des Moines as a night to remember. I don't know who, I don't know if they are blind, or deaf, or whatever. But there are some people turned on by some weird sh!t.
BTW, thatnks for putting the image of "Debbie Does Des Moines" in my head. I'm going there in Febuary, & I did'nt need that imagery in my sick head.
Keep her in front of cameras, at all times. The more she says, the more moronic she sounds. This broad is weapon's grade stupid, & I want her on TV all the time. She hurts her team everytime she opens her mouth.
"Weapons-grade stupid". Bwaahaaahaaaa! If nothing else she provides a ton of material for quips!
weapon’s grade stupid
Olivia, I think we have found your long lost daughter!
Who cares? The "Iowi Cockeye" means nothing, they have not picked the next President in almost 40 years.
Wish ol' Snagglepuss would exit stage left. Even.
Heavens to Murgatroyd, she's stupid.
An evening of "yes we duh!"