Pool diarrhea apparently a problem in Illinois. Evidently a high murder rate isn’t the state’s only problem. Their slogan is “Diarrhea and Swimming Don’t Mix.” We suggest a catchier “If the water is brown, don’t dive down.”
Pool diarrhea apparently a problem in Illinois. Evidently a high murder rate isn’t the state’s only problem. Their slogan is “Diarrhea and Swimming Don’t Mix.” We suggest a catchier “If the water is brown, don’t dive down.”
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Their problem is liberal Illinois politicians living there.
I've always figured the people in Chicago were full of shit.
Well, their major city ain´t called Shitcago for nothing.
Beat me to it. :)
How about, "If you think the water might be crappy, don't swim a lappy"?
"If it isn't blue go ahead and sue"
"If you see somethin' floatin', don't go boatin'."
If it's Brown, flush it down. No, wait. That's California's slogan.
"If you see a turd, spread the word."
If it smells crappy you won't be happy.
Whatever you do, don't eat the Baby Ruth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMZysHNwxY
Oh Poo. Just when you thought Illinois was already crappy...Out comes reason number two not to live there.