Pool diarrhea apparently a problem in Illinois. Evidently a high murder rate isn’t the state’s only problem. Their slogan is “Diarrhea and Swimming Don’t Mix.” We suggest a catchier “If the water is brown, don’t dive down.”

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Dave K
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Dave K

Their problem is liberal Illinois politicians living there.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

I’ve always figured the people in Chicago were full of shit.

ooddballz
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ooddballz

Well, their major city ain´t called Shitcago for nothing.

Dave K
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Dave K

Beat me to it. 🙂

JPTravis
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How about, “If you think the water might be crappy, don’t swim a lappy”?

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Oh Poo. Just when you thought Illinois was already crappy…Out comes reason number two not to live there.