President ends vacation, leaves Michelle in Hawaii. He says leaving her behind is a birthday present, but a birthday present for whom?

President ends vacation, leaves Michelle in Hawaii. He says leaving her behind is a birthday present, but a birthday present for whom?
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OMG!!! I wish they had done this sooner!!!
Hawaii Jive Ho (Obama Song Parody) - Jimmy Z
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-EKqWAqrRQ
And we get...what?
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/01/06/putin-plays-hockey-skis-while-touring-olympic-sites-in-sochi/?intcmp=latestnews
Anybody else stuck inside because of the heat wave rolling through, this is always fun. These are all the finalist for the Doritos Superbowl add, vote here
https://www.doritos.com/
OMG!! Cowboy Kid is the BEST!
In other news:
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/01/05/actor-steven-seagal-ponders-run-for-arizona-governor-defends-sheriff-arpaio-92311
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/01/05/actress-who-mocked-pearl-harbor-survivors-touts-honesty-im-not-sorry-92417
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/01/05/honorable-utah-gun-manufacturer-praised-for-refusing-to-sell-guns-to-pakistan-92297
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/01/05/colorado-dems-blamed-for-80m-punch-to-gut-with-magpul-pulling-up-stakes-92464
Has anyone ever heard of the "comedienne" who told the joke about WWII vets? I mean really, she is getting some much needed publicity out of this, which is likely why she made the joke in the first place, and why she isn't sorry she said it. I actually give her props for not issuing an "apology" that is not meant and only done for damage control. She is right is saying no one wants to hear that.
Another take on this story:
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/01/05/see-what-you-bought-michelle-obama-for-her-50th-birthday-92448
Yet another insult to the American taxpayer....and they continue to spend *our* money at a rate never seen before.
Lord, I hope that in the future historian's can accurately show just how bad this administration was......
History has a habit of eventually telling the truth, but I'm not so sure that they will go un-PC and tell the truth about the black man. Which brings me to the clip I saw on TV this morning that almost had me putting my fist through the screen.
Little Schmucky Schumer was talking about how smart Boosh was (lol) by telling everyone that if the Republicans don't agree to extend unemployment benefits, which was started by Bush, that they would prove themselves to be so far out of the mainstream, that it would hurt them in the election.
SERIOUSLY? Are they going to take election advice from Schumer? We already know he must have another agenda, because by not extending UI, they could show how King Barky has once again lowered the unemployment rate by dropping those people from the stats. Plus, are we really supposed to believe that Schumer is concerned about the Reps doing well in the election? PUHLEEZE!
I'm sure he doesn't give a rats ass how much it costs us taxpayers to keep that HAG out of his hair!
Hey Mooch----how about bellying up to the salad bar for a while!
An excellent new year's resolution.
Isn't that what heifers do?
They're already in separate BRs, his Mommy-In-Law makes bj jokes(as in the Presidential givee,) divorced in all but name only? Let's face it, start a pool, how long after office before she files?
re: "Let’s face it, start a pool, how long after office before she files?"
File? Divorce? LOL I think Barack would have something a little more permanent in store for Mooch. She would know where most of the bodies are buried and she certainly knows what buttons to push. Nope - if there's going to be a breakup, it's going to be permanent for her. Actually, if I were Bubba (the 1st black POTUS) I would find something to do with my time while his wife was in office. He undoubtedly has a pile of dirt on Hillary -- but she knows how to fix those kinds of problems. If she can kick Benghazi under the rug on live TV, Bill's blackmail isn't going to scare her in the least. Maybe he should take up gardening somewhere -- grow veggies perhaps! LOL Better to grow veggies than to BE a veggie. My thoughts are that Hillary is going to make Barack look like a total amateur. THAT IS ONE VERY MEAN WOMAN.
I don't know - look at Hillary. If she and Bill are still together, nothing makes sense.
She won't file, IMO. She will pull a Hillary and stick it out for "business" purposes.
Free postage, office, Service detail, gotcha. Take it for all it's worth (and what she's owed dammit). Kinda like that hospital job she had before the run.
Why I continue to watch "my" teams play football I have no idea. But the nachos were awesome. Hey Kick, -35 here Monday, stop on by.
'Teams', who else other then the Bengals? Are you watching the Ice Bowl?
'Teams'; there is an URBAN legend that there is a big time national type college football program hereabouts. Rumor has it they played on national tv Friday and got spanked and embarrassed. Again. But I'm sure it's just another URBAN legend.
No offense but I enjoyed that loss immensely. When will the Big 10 adapt to modern college football? Meyer should know better.
As a HIGHLY pissed off Gator, I am tickled that Meyer was beat by an SEC team.
Psssst, an ACC team.
I know what it would have been if it wasn't on a public board.
"Poppa, I wouldn’t have responded to that post either. Just sayin’."
Thanks DRB, and YOU KNOW I wanted to respond and YOU KNOW what that response would have been ;-)
If I meant "very" I would have said "very"... so clearly that is just a "regular" somewhat.
Hmm, would that be regular "somewhat," or "very somewhat" tolerable?
Fine, JP. If you must know, the "bonus points" that you *may* earn might possibly move you from "barely tolerable" to "somewhat tolerable" on the drb likeability scale. Happy now? (and, yes, I'm being a smartace again)
Rewards, bonus points, potato patahto.
Who said anything about my nails, JP?
*bats eyelashes*
(and I don't recall saying anything about any "rewards" either)
Let me guess: if I paint your house my "reward" is getting to paint your nails. You don't fool me, Lucy.
Poppa, I wouldn't have responded to that post either. Just sayin'.
JP, if you are going to use Benjamin Moore, I have planty of walls that need painting. And if you do a good job, you *might* get bonus points (just cuz painting isn't what you do for a living).
drb, I'm just upset with Red because she has yet to respond to this post:
https://www.ihatethemedia.com/outrage-at-400-per-cent-price-mark-up-for-used-and-new-cars-in-cuba-sold-in-the-first-open-car-market-since-1959#comment-313478
But, if you could see the text messages we have exchanged, you would know I have nothing to worry about.
I can send roses. But you don't want me doing your nails. I use Benjamin Moore and I edge with the full-sized brush.
Poppa:Dude, I worry about you.
JP:It’s getting weird in here.
well Ghostie, sounds to me like Poppa and JP are getting a little jealous of all the "girl time" you are getting around here. I think they are feeling left out in the cold cuz you are winning all the ladies...doin' their nails, buyin' 'em shoes, sendin' 'em roses...maybe Poppa and JP ned to take notes.
It's getting weird in here.
Oh Ghostie ... I LOVE, LLOOVVEE, LLLOOOVVVEEE my nails!!! ThankQ soooo much ;-) My blondness is in SUCH need of this pampering! Now I shall march around, as a Grumpy Gator with JUSTIFICATION!
Joe: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!
I would feel better if I knew you were looking at straight porn sites.
Dude, it's -20 out, couldn't sleep and if nobody is bleeding I ain't moving from this house. I was bored, you could come shovel the drive if you have 2 or 3 hours. :P
[edit] ps, you should hear half of the stuff I keep to myself.
Dude, I worry about you.
While you were sleeping, since you seem to think it's a tad chilly outside, I did your nails
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/fu8giDja4MBpZWnSkHmL9h2i5dsfQxfvuTh5KdpQwkU?feat=directlink
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/6hljeFlpMkz0trOC3LJr9x2i5dsfQxfvuTh5KdpQwkU?feat=directlink
MUWAH! You know the cold, no bowl game for my Gators, well other then 'The Humility Bowl', the cold, my flat tire today, did I mention the cold?, my Bucs totally SUCKING, oh and yeah ... IT'S FREAKING COLD HERE! Lol
I got your back
*GASPS* My blondest mind was on the SEC and I made a MOST horrendous typo! Thanks Kick ;-)
While I am on my college football rant, BWAHAHAHAHAHA to STINKING 'Bama and the damn Georgia Bull Dawgs. WOOT to A&M and Johnny Football ;-)
Any notice of what color he was wearing?
Grey and Scarlet?
On behalf of Aggies everywhere, I thank you!
Did you see the guy she was going after jump into another guys arms to get away? Any notice of what color he was wearing?
Yes dear, that classless thug's video has gone viral. Interestingly when they lost the game to Auburn, a women shot and killed another 'Bama fan, for not being upset enough over the loss. They are TRULY the most ignorant fans in the SEC, and probably in all of college football.
Did you see the video of the Bama woman jumping over people at the game to kick some guy's ass?
None taken. Actually, deep down I wasn't surprised. Big Ten football by itself is fun to watch during the season, but you're right, they can't compete with the speed and complex game played everywhere else. 3 yards and a cloud of dust indeed.
Green Bay just looks nasty.
Yes there's a lot of pollution in that bay.
No thanks. I'm in shorts and a T-shirt and the sliders are wide open. Sorry about your Bengals. Still some time. Just ask the Colts.
Geaux Saints :):):)
NNNNIIIICCCEEEE!!!!
GGGGRRRR, I TD you because I am FFREEZING my tushie off up here in At'l and ( sobs ) I want to come home!!!!
Hey, 75 runs right by here on it's way to Michigan... how bout I hop on, head South, pick you up and we'll hit the coasters at Boosh Gardens on the way to Tampa?
I am SOOO packed and ready to go!
*snif*
SMARTASS!
Come on down. Wait until Thursday though. We are going to have our own cold snap midweek. Going into the 30s but feel colder because of the humidity. Then back to normal.
My step-daughter lives in Atlanta and she is definitely whining about the cold.
I already have the radio. It's 2.4 Gig, and has a range of over a mile. WELL over a mile, I've tested it. So you could run that thing while watching it out the window.
And it's got tires, not treads. Looks to work pretty well.
A snow Roomba?
You aren't likely to have a heart attack running the remote, whereas shoveling snow is a serious risk factor. I'dsay its a start.
Treads, no tires.
I'm not sure standing in the cold operating a remote control is better than pushing the snow around myself. If they get it automated, maybe they'll have something.
This! http://video.foxnews.com/v/2915310852001/engineering-students-create-remote-controlled-snow-plow/
I shoveled the driveway in -1 degrees yesterday and felt decidedly strange afterward. Can the inside of your lungs get frostbitten?
Man, I thought I knew the meaning of the word but my ex-witch has nothing on this weather. Last night was brutal. Brrr.
Yeah, it totally sucks here this week :-(
To the tune of: 'GIRL FROM IPANEMA'
Tall and old and darkly handsome,
The dyke from south Chicago goes prancing,
And as she prances,
Each slave she passes,
Goes.... O PHUCK!
Let her look straight ahead,
Not at me!
Dear Lord, I'm gonna pee!
She looks so sad and lonely,
To bad she's so fat-assed and boney.
Tall and old and darkly handsome,
The dyke from south Chicago goes prancing,
And as she prances,
Each slave she passes,
Goes.... O PHUCK!
He would have left her in Guam, but he found out the island won't tip over.