Prince Charles says Syrian mess caused by Global Warming

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• Prince Dumbshit is worried that after his beloved mother passes on, the rest of his pretty much useless family will get their allowances cut off and be forced to work for a living.

• ole chuckie boy is suffering from lack of oxygen---from having his head up his ass for too long

• He proved his "intelligence", or the lack of it by dropping one most attractive women in written Great Britain for one on the other end of the spectrum.

  His IQ may not reach double digits.

  • Charles is proof that inbreeding is not a good thing.

• Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

  Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

  "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

  "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence

  He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

  One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her 150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

  He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.

  Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled: "See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?"

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• What can we expect from a man that has as his greatest aspiration in life is to be a tampon?

  Sh!t like this is why the Queen will not step down. She must be so embarrassed.

  • Charles is a joke, & most Brits I know don't want this clown as King when his mother passes away.

    • This is the one case in history where a parent wants to see their child die first.

• Yea that's it....England had nothing to do with all the wars in the middle east, lets blame it on climate change...

  Somewhere right now, the Queen is looking at this story and doing a face palm.......

  • She's also frantically looking for something that will make her outlive Charles.

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    Did you know that the current queen and her husband are cousins? Yes, it’s true. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert were the great-great-grandparents of both Queen Elizabeth and her husband Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. Victoria and Albert’s siblings, Edward VII and Alice, were the current royal pair’s great-grandparents. Grandparents George V and Victoria were first cousins, and parents George VI and Alice were second cousins.

    • The only thing I know about Prince Albert was I used to call the grocery store and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" and when they said yes I would say "you better let him out before he suffocates" and then hang up.

      I don't give a damn about the royals...They are like a giant, very expensive soap opera, a bad soap opera...

      • I've yet to figure out what the big deal is. It just reinforces my belief that the Brits are mentally ill.

• hey bonnie prince...how much of those resources does your family waste? i'm sure u have room for all of them!

• is this clown kidding? sounds like he's scarded of the muzzies ......his face causes more global warming..... get over uself brits.... i suppose it's also America's fault? idiot let them all take care of this problem in europe AMERICA has done enuf for those losers...thank GOD my ancestors came here!

• He's right, most human wars are caused by climate events; remember the six inch snow fall in Bosnia that ignited WWI, and the hotter than normal August in 1939 which led to Hitler's invasion of Poland?

  • http://www.weaselzippers.us/241396-flashback-scientist-claims-global-warming-lead-to-hitler/

    You'll get a laugh outta this...

• Its Britain's fault for what they did to the Mahdi!