Pundit Marvels Over Hillary’s Chipotle Visit: ‘We’ve Never Seen Her Get a Burrito Before.’ We hear that today is Taco Tuesday for Hillary. Will she order from Taco Bell or stop at a taco truck? We can’t wait for the footage!
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And of course Hitlery is a cheap witch, just like Biden....Nothing for the "little people"...
http://weaselzippers.us/220872-chipotle-manager-hillary-clinton-didnt-leave-anything-in-tip-jar/
but if you watch the tape closely, she stole Biden's .09¢, no s#!t not so, watch it again. Seriously, I wouldn't josh you. Honest. Read my lips... Red line in the sand... Really.
SleepDemons visiting and I was checking and ran across this;
Meteor Storm
An astronomer must save San Francisco from a barrage of meteor strikes.
Today 1:00am - 3:00am 36 SYFY
and my first thought was, why must he? So I went with AMC
I would be trying to find a way to attract them TO SF.
‘We’ve Never Seen Her Get a Burrito Before.’
Trust me, we don't want to see what she does to a burrito, a burro, or Huma.
‘We’ve Never Seen Her Get a Burrito Before.’
Do they even make Depends that big?
Even more funny, two old liberal retards standing by the road to "welcome" Hitlery to Iowa.......Must be a group home nearby.
http://weaselzippers.us/220784-hillary-clinton-campaign-highlights-massive-crowd-of-everyday-americans-welcoming-her-road-trip-to-iowa/
And even funnier:
http://weaselzippers.us/220790-unfortunate-byline-placement-by-british-paper-covering-hillary-meeting-with-people-in-iowa-coffee-shop/
This whole campaign is like a dumb cartoon...what a loser she is..
A couple more random thoughts about old Fartwagon, If Huma went along would it be the Good Huma wagon? Would Anthony be following in the Wiener-mobile? And IF Bubba was in the van would they have one of those triangular signs in yellow in the back window that says "pedophile on Board"?
Oh man, I just caught this
"would it be the Good Huma wagon?"
and I am so urinated off that I didn't think of it I promptly stole it. Or reallocated-redistributed it or whatever, h/t nss. And you owe me a glass of Canada Dry ginger ale, those freaking bubbles hurt when snorked!
:)
She got a burrito, drink and the big *#%^ off from the staff and customers.
"Those dang meddling kids didn't know her."
You gots to wonder, while the old fart wagon is on the trail, where is Bubba? Either under house arrest or on pedophile island with his teenage hookers. You would think Bubba would be along to drum up support fro cankles on her Iowa,
"touch the icky citizens" tour.
Totally laughing at your "touch the icky citizens" tour!!
FOR THE WIN!!! That is really awesome, Not so silent.
Thank you for making my day.
Sometimes the goofy shit just pops into my head..It is a big empty lonely place... :)
Frequent Arab taco eater however.....
Technically Persian taco eater but Hillary does love her some muslim tuna.
Now pet the kitty.......
http://images.artid.com/images/members/936/7101065zoomed.jpeg
or...
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/210/a/7/happy_kitty_sleepy_kitty_01_by_cat_n_white-d592xvz.jpg
Oh stfu Bill, it is what it is.
http://pictures-of-cats.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Ugly-Hairball.jpg
No, that was that Harf chick... wrong thread. ;)
[edit] Oh yeah, the Reds' bullpen still sucks.
this is what happens when ppl allow anti-normophiles to play baseball.
edit: i gotta chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_eVcCAUXo
Breaking news- after dining on burritos, prospective candidate farts for the first time in her life- calls the inaugural wind breaking as evidence she's just like the common sheep- err. man.
Breaking News:
This just in to the IHTM newsroom, Presidential candidate and older angry women, Hillary Clintoon reportedly bought a Burrito at a Chipotle Restaurant yesterday and ate it in the car. Reporters on scene also stated that Hillary bought a fruit juice and the combination of the two forced the short term abandonment of her Scooby Doo Van due to excessive amounts of methane, that caused vision problems and burning and irritation to the eyes of the other passengers.
A local fire department Hazmat team was called out to ventilate the van with several large fans. Once the ventilation began, several prole on a nearby street reportedly became ill and began to vomit and pass out. A total of 66 people were hospitalized in serious to stable condition, including three firemen who opened the van door.
Approximately two hours later the Clintoon team loaded back up in the van and resumed the road trip. When questioned about the incident later at another stop, Hillary became somewhat angry and stated "What difference does it make?".
Baring any other unforeseen medical or alcohol induced incidents, The fart filled Scooby Doo van will reach Iowa by tomorrow where Hillary is scheduled to talk to "Normal People" without any press in attendance.
A Clintoon spokesman said the van will be "decontaminated" at that time.
Because Enquirering minds want to know...?
"Now a world-exclusive investigation by The National ENQUIRER reveals that some of the presidential candidate’s famously “deleted” emails are packed full of lesbian references and her lovers’ names."
And don't forget as the article says, the Enquirer torpedoed John Edwards among other things. Sometimes they do get it right.
http://datechguyblog.com/2015/04/16/is-hillary-readying-the-1st-lesbian-president-card-yes-you-read-that-right/
[and I'm trying to decide if I'm jealous about some of those names or if I'm just being old and cranky... canklly?]
Isn't Huma the official inhaler
OMG! How absolutely Progressive of her!
and older angry dead-fishbelly-white woman,
trufe in advertising