Radioactive particles from Japan detected in California kelp

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• It would be cool if this was comic book world and one could become a superhero or something with that kelp...

  • Odds are pretty high that it would be a left wing socialist superhero coming out of the radioactive waters since there are high concentrations left wing socialists in Kali. We already have a left wing socialist superhero in Washington DC. How's that working out for us so far? ;)

    • Faster than Debbie Wasserman Shultz's mouth! More powerful than Rush Limbaugh! Able to leap heaps of bullshit in a single bound! Down in the ocean, look: It's a turd. It's a whale. It's Kelpman!

      • Someone needs to write that comic book...

        • Please, they are called graphic novels now!

        • That is because the kids who loved comic books are now adults and don't want to let that love go. LOL it is kind of like the "adult" covers for Harry Potter it is so people don't think they are reading a "children" book. LOL Some people also call them western manga.

        • I thought graphic novels were those naughty romance books people like to read...hehe

• Rest assured knowing that once Kali's environmentalists are done, it will have cost the REST of the US a trillion dollars to study the affects of nukular kelp on the sea lion and abalone populations in Kali waters....

• If it was Nuclear Algae "Dear Leader" and his dipshit of an Energy Secretary would be all touting the green energy benefits of it.

  • I thought they already were onto the algae thing?

• I am thinking there is a horror movie in this somewhere, "IT Came From the Barack Lagoon"...The president goes for a swim and comes back looking like that creepy fella in it came from the black lagoon after he gets "kelped"....He sits around the White House oozing slim on the furniture, and basically screws everything up until he is thrown back in the lagoon..hey wait this could be a reality show, just without the fins...and after his retirement he could hang out with the gropers...and maybe learn to tuna fish...bada boom...

  • awesome Notso.

    I was gonna go for a godzilla ref. but you beat me to it with your insightful comment!

    • I need to start writing a really, really bad movie, A comedy about politics...just rip off a bunch of other movies and use really bad jokes..Kinda like Airplane for politics...We could all use a big laugh about now..:)

• Nuke the whales

• Wait, are we sure those radioactive particles are from Japan? Obama's EPA can probably prove they were shipped in from the Canadian oil sands by George Bush.

  • LOL

• That will make those electric cars run for years on one charge.