Reminder: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed and Composted His Girlfriend

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• holy sh*t i had nooooo idea. and all my earlier post-college life i'd been a leftard. wow, they certainly know how to hide these particular facts!!

  this was gold, thank you IHTM!!

• The earth day song...

  Greentards roasting on an open fire,
  the smell plugging up your nose.
  Propaganda sung by a communist choir,
  and folks dressed up like vegetables.

  Everybody knows some tofu and pine nuts,
  to make the earth day so bright.
  Little greentards with their eyes all a glow,
  will find it hard to poop tonight.

  You know that Al Gore is on the way,
  with fake carbon credits to sell each and every day
  and every greentards child is gonna spy,
  to see if unicorns really know how to fly.

  And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
  for econazis from one to 92.
  altho it's been said many times, many ways,
  screw earth day and screw you.......

  Sung to chestnuts roasting on an open fire.....I shoulda been a songwriter.

  • I don't know about being a songwriter, but pretty funny anyway. (teehee)

  • Oh look, I offended a greentard...Like the song says...screw you.

• Ugh... Disgusting

• I wish more liberal left wing nut jobs would do this to their significant others...The gardens would grow and be green, the idiots would be gone...Win, Win. And considering that most liberals are full of crap, they would break down faster...

  • It would also slow down the production of new libtards.

    Win, Win, Win.

    • Between composting and abortion, liberals would be gone is about 5-7 years...

• Einhorn claimed his girlfriend had confided in him how tired she'd grown of the daily grind, so, naturally...

• Wow! I'd like to read more dirt on this guy.

  • Manure kidding me. Thought for sure this one would take off.