Jimmy Carter has hot Hollywood groupie. Seriously. For real. We’re not kidding.

height=188Consider this proof positive that Hollywood is on another planet. Actress Rene Zellweger, star of Jerry Maguire, has a crush on the worst president of the 20th century.

“I have a crush on Jimmy Carter,” Zellweger confesses. “I admit it. He has an extraordinary mind. He’s an exceptional human being. And he writes poetry, for crying out loud. He’s all good things.” Hell, she said everything except, “He had me at ‘malaise.’”

The delusional Zellweger claims she stood in line for more than two hours in bitterly cold Manhattan weather to have the former peanut farmer sign his latest book.

We’re pretty smart operators here at IHateTheMedia.com. So we quickly spotted the obvious flaw in this Hollywood story. No, not the part about the beautiful young actress being hot for a senile, shriveled old man. That’s par for the course in Hollywood.

What we don’t buy is the idea that enough people wanted this book to form a line 2-1/2 hours long.

This post was last modified on February 5, 2009

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  • Carter is one of the most inhumane individuals to have power in world history. Let's see, he ordered the indiscriminate bombing of men, women, and children in Lebanon...where did muslim hatred for America begin???

    There has never been a mass murderer Carter didn't love and by God save from justice! Of course, he totally ignored the victims...but hey, it is his goodness that helped him love murderers.

    Carter did more to help OPEC gain fantastic power than any oil minister from the middle east by setting up one buyer to the US for all oil, that's right folks...this dimwit made it difficult for our companies to by oil from where ever they could...had to go through Jimmy's office who only bought from OPEC guys and kept public records of all the sales so OPEC didn't have to police their members to make sure they were toeing the line...what a guy!!!

    Carter is a thoughtless slug, much like the present guy in the White House...

  • These Hollywierd women have some terrible tastes in men. Mostly, they seem to fall for metrosexuals and then this gal decides that Jimmy Carter, of all people, is someone to admire. He's the worst President at LEAST in the last 100 years and the worst ex-President of all time...bar none. In the last 100 years, each President from one party who replaces a President from the other party has wound up serving two consecutive terms...except one. Guess who? James Earl Carter. None other. Let's hope that the man who most resembles him politically, B. Hussein Obama, serves only one term, too. Otherwise, we're screwed.

  • Admiring JEC, without a doubt the worst president of the 20th Century, if not of all time (spare me your retorts, you Bush-bashing libs) is bad enough, but to admit? Renee certainly has the right to be stupid, but she doesn't have to broadcast it! Her comment ranks up there in sheer stupidly with Cameron Diaz's that she would never eat prok because she understood pigs have the intelligence level of a three-year-old human. Apparently, so do these two starlets.

  • Jame's Earl never met a thug he didn't like, and since our current war can be traced right to his door step, I wonder how Ms Zellweger would like it, if we loose this war and Shria becomes the norm? She has the right to speak here mind, and are free to attent to her own affairs at least for now, or as long as their are rough men with guns willing to go do the nations business. I wonder If she even knows who Richard "Dick " Meadows was? My guess no.

  • Jimmy Carter was and will always be listed as one of the worst US Presidents of not only the 20th century but of ALL time. Even most democrats want to forget about this guy. The only reason the so called stars of Hollywood love him is because most of them are missing more then a few brain cells.

  • I disagree with "worst president in the 20th century"; make that worst president - and worst ex-president - in the history of the nation.

  • I wish these people would just do their jobs and shut up. Another added to the list that I will not be able to watch perform anymore.