Report: Coup underway in Iraq

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• The coup is coming from within Maliki's own party. Of course, while that sounds good, imagine if that happened here given who could unseat our own intrepid president....Biden, Reid, Pelosi, Hoyer, Schumer, Maxine Waters, Holder, etc.

• ***NSFW/GRAPHIC***

  Oh goodie, speaking of jihadis, Monday morning funnies

  "Syrian jihadi forgets the bit where you have to throw the grenade after you pull the pin"

  http://blazingcatfur.blogspot.com/2014/08/syrian-jihadi-forgets-bit-where-you.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

  • I couldn't help but chuckle. Does that make me a bad person? :-D

    • Nope.

  • As much I hate to admit that made me cheer just a little. Especially since I just saw a picture of a seven year old boy holding a severed head with his jihadi father reportedly saying, "that's my boy!"

    • Here's another one for you:
      http://weaselzippers.us/196092-jihadi-work-accident-islamic-state-suicide-bombing-instructor-accidentally-blows-up-his-own-class-22-killed/#disqus_thread

      • BWAHAHAHA!!!

      • Tell the others to stop trying and wait for next year, we have our winner.

        http://ncse.com/files/images/Darwin%20award--square--thumbnail3_0.preview.jpg

        http://bassfishingarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/darwinawardsmotivation.jpg#darwin%20award%20750x600

        [edit] your dumbass trumped my dumbass? Your dumbass is more gooder? :P

• OH!!! Whodda thunk?

• And like nobody saw this coming, I expect to see Maliki's head on a pole before the end of the week. And in Martha's Vineyard, the lame stream boot lickers are lining up to ask about the dear leader's birthday.

• President Diem unavailable for comment.

• al-Maliki can hold out forever with all the armaments Obama has been sending him to hold in "safekeeping" for the Kurds. It's a military triumph for Dear Leader to add to his foreign policy triumphs. In related news: the Nobel committee is collectively swooning.

• Here's what else was missing: http://weaselzippers.us/196047-pic-the-islamic-state-in-front-of-the-white-house/

  • While this seems to be troubling, it appears this was a picture on a white iPhone. Which means it could be ISIS, it could be an internet troll, etc. But I'm sure the NSA could find it if they would stop swapping people's dick pics long enough to find that phone.

• And all it took was 6 years of Obama playing golf and one visit from Sir ketchup....I am sure Obama Einstein will be "gravely concerned" and write a sternly worded memo as soon as someone reads him the news from the morning paper while he is enjoying his Fruit Loops..

  • They won't tell him until he's done golfing for the month. Can't risk making him mad and causing him to miss a 3 putt.