Republican presidential hopeful Rick Perry shares a few poignant thoughts via some very Bad Lip Reading.

Republican presidential hopeful Rick Perry shares a few poignant thoughts via some very Bad Lip Reading.

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  • OMG this is a RIOT! How long has this been going on???

    Check out the one right there with Sock Puppet. Strangely enough, "Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought," makes a helluva lot more sense than anything else he's said!

  • Question: If you catch a gray squirrel in the green grass, how many pancakes does it take to put a roof on the dog house and why?
    Governor Perry with the answer: "Twenty-seven... because there's no bones in this here ice cream!"