Republicans Just Sent Obama The Birthday Gift He Needed Most, Even If He Didn’t Want It

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• Here is the Russian birthday wish to him:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iPnao3zqU

  • LOL!

    A dildo would have worked too.

    • Pretty sure that was the idea.

• I'd prefer to send him a months worth of used buttwipe but all my airtight containers are in use.i'd send a card telling him this is what your transparent administration looks and smells like.

• Anybody dare me to REALLY send him this?

  http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-U-S-Constitution/dp/1592576273

  • Didn't Palin send him one years ago?

  • Can you withstand an IRS audit?

  • I would pay cash money if you did....

• So, Narcissist in Chief even makes supporting Gubernatorial candidate about himself:

  http://youtu.be/cJF9EtmvvyM

• Send him a flashlight and two strong arms (Reggie?) to put out the copy he shoved-up his ass. Reggie knows where that is.....

• There was a poll in Israel as to what to give Obama for his birfday. Winner with 48% was "An envelope full of Ebola."

  The supper smart geniuses of the fascist democrat party were still flooding my inbox yesterday to sign King Barky the Liar's card..

  • I don't understand how they got your email address. I didn't get even one of those emails, not that I missed them.

    • I know with me, someone decided it would be funny to sign me up for all those. I can't UNSUBSCRIBE. Tried.

      • That's what happened to me too. A leftist acquaintance signed me up. The shit would have screamed bloody murder if it were the other way around but he thought he was enlightening my knuckle dragging self.

      • Did you find out who did it?
        I would sign them up for every whack job right wing newsletter possible!

    • We're probably all on the official NSA mailing list.

  • Obviously the Israelis are RAAAAACIST. Our Dear Leader has done nothing to deserve that!

    • Sarcasm off/

• You would have to put it on the teleprompter to get him to read it.

  • And even then, he'd read it wrong.

• He'll read it as he's wiping his ass with it!

  • Well, considering where his head is located, that's the best chance for him to read it!

• The better suggestion would be for Rush, Sean, Mark and Judge Andrew Napolitano read it to him. Push him over the edge by having to hear the words from the US Constitution being recited by conservatives

  • With background music of 'God Bless America.'

    • While being forced to look at a picture of U.S. Servicemen and Women.

      • And being forced to salute them!