Roseanne Barr seeks Green Party presidential nod. Based upon photos, eating enough food for 10 people isn’t what we consider green. However, it is fitting she’s a comedian, as if she’s elected it will be a joke.
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Roseanne and the Green Party were made for each other; both are irrelevant,
out of touch with reality, lunatic, clueless and desperate for attention. The Green Party might siphon off some votes from Obama but not enough to make a difference.
Wait, maybe Roseanne can run with Cynthia McKinney, that would be some ticket, we could watch as the Green Party morphs into the Crazy Lady Party. Might be fun.
Perhaps the most productive thing Ms Barr could do for the American public, is to jump head first into a fast running wood chipper...?
A very Large capacity wood chipper.
You like that Snickers commercial where she gets hit with a log?
All except for the part where it isn't real, yes.
I know, that was a disappointment to me too.
I could not think of a better poster child for the Green Party - now, if she can only get Michael Moore to be her VP.
Would be the first time ever the cameras at the inaugural would need the lens covers left on.
If not they had better use the wide angle lens. Ah, make that the very wide angle lens.
Will her campaign poster say, "UR4 Pink & Stink? Then vote 4 the Swine Bovine. Roseanne Barr 2012"
President Porkulus. Could you imagine her cabinet? Michael Moore as secretary of flapjacks and syrup. AlGore as secretary of weather Balloons. Moocheel would be back as Secretary of french fries. Her first order of business would be to appoint a new presidential head shrinker. Barney Frank would be appointed Gay Czar. Anthony Wiener Secretary of Education, Alan Grayson would be her running (pri) mate. Instead of Hail to the Chief we could play the "three little piggies. Olievia Could be propaganda minister. We would have to get an armored truck instead of a presidential limo, The Oval Office would need an industrial size chair and the restroom an industrial toilet..Hey this reads like a National Lampoon movie script.
With fatsos Barr and Moore in the Oval Office, "Hail to the Chief" would be replaced by "Hail to the Chef".
Great, let her run on the Watermelon ticket. Maybe she'll take a few votes from Kim Jong Obama.
Michael Moore ---- Roseanne Barr --- nice sound to it .
Their first agenda , like the 1st Zero's signifigent other , telling others the benifits of proper diets , starting with gravy fries.
The green agenda ? Make the king of green ( E-gore ) even greener in the wallet . Again --- Welcome to the coming Green Hell .
Yep, and the name of the book describing their antics?
"Days of Swine and Poseurs"
Sounds right, because when i think of roseanne, compost comes to mind
There is one lady who won't be trimming fat from the budget.