Saudis fear there will be ‘no more virgins’ and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted. “Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned. A ‘scientific’ report … warns that allowing women to drive would ‘provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce’.” These same scientists have also proven muslim women on rollerskates cause perfectly rational followers of islam to wear explosive vests.
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So the important question, if they marry a goat, can it get a driver's license?
Yes, because everyone knows goats are already bi-sexual. DUH! Oh and they make a tasty soup.
Better Barb B que, which also disinfects the meat.
Taking that stupid trope about women supposed to be in the kitchen making Hamid a sammich to an all-new-low.
Maybe they could cut down the homosexuality in Islamic countries if there weren't so many fatherless boys because men have four wives. Rich men in Islamic countries often take four wives which leaves fewer women around to become the wives of men without money.
"I have worked with thousands of homosexuals. I have never seen a homosexual who had a loving respectful relationship with his father."
-Dr.Joseph Nicolosi
"Boys who grow up in father absent homes are more likely than those in father present homes to have trouble establishing appropriate sex roles and gender identity." -P.L. Adams, J.R. Milner, "Fatherless Children"
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You know, I think they had to come up with all these inane and stupid rules, like a husband can't rape his wife, etc... otherwise they'd never get laid.
Indirectly, maybe they are right. Driving is freedom, and they fear that
The Brits have a phrase for them: "Mad as cheese." They usually use about Kim Jong Il, but it fits so well over this bit.
I had to debate about whether to gove you a thumbs up. While I agree that freedom of any sort is an anathema to Muslims, and is especially rejected if offered to women, it still is such a stretch to make an "if-then" comparison is simply beyond ocmprehension!
Sure it seems crazy given the simple conditional.. they imagine a terrifying slippery slope towards liberalization and secularization of society. They view the act of driving to be a significant pebble in that avalanche. Then its a simple enough task to choose the most unsavory elements of this dystopia for use in their propaganda
Yep, that was me. All it took to lose my virginity was to pass my driver's test. No one else was involved, It just happened, right after I walked out of the DPS office. What is WRONG with these people? And they call Southerners stupid!!!!
You'd think there is some kind of hallucinogenic in the water over there. Hmmmm. Now, *that's* an idea.
I can hear it now: "The ministry for the prevention of vice and promotion of virtue wants all proper muzzies to stop being 6 foot cockroaches."
Evidently this is one culture with absolutely NO self-control. They have to keep their women covered so they don't lose control and sodomize a goat; they have to keep their women from driving otherwise they'll see it and decide to divorce their wives; they can't wear tight shirts because then they will jump up and down and cause earthquakes... sheeesh!
"...keep their women covered so they don’t lose control and sodomize a goat ..."
You say that as if there's something wrong with that.
But seriously, you're right on the money. Case in point - what happened to that American (CBS?) reporter in Egypt. This is a religion designed for animals, with good reason.
I have not read the Koran. But now I gotta believe that somewhere in there is Allah's mandate that you have to be a blithering idiot.
FTA: A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.
Well then, the science is settled as Al Gore once famously said.
Behind most of those veils is a woman with atrocious breath and rotting bicuspids so I doubt allowing them to drive will have any effect on their virginity.
Give them a dentist, a toothbrush and a tube of Crest, then there may be a problem with those gals! The men may start to want them instead of the boy, goat or camel next door!
The saudis must have forgotten that islam hates women and overlooks the widespread use of goats and young boys for their carnal pursuits. Ever heard of the dancing boys of kandahar? As we speak, obuma is on his way to hawaii to celebrate Ram-A-Ram. The wife, kids and dog will come along later.