School offers counseling for students troubled by pastry-gun incident. What’s really needed is counseling for parents troubled by having to send their kids to increasingly expensive schools run by blithering idiots where their kids don’t learn anything except that they shouldn’t make pretend guns out of pop tarts.
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Another we must make sure that people aren't offended and scared. This is one more step to turning everyone into cowards and chicken shits.
I wonder if James Bond ever had a Pop-Tart that was secretly a gun?
Bond "popped" plenty of tarts in his day.
OR a Pop Tart gun that you could eat in an emergency?
It's starting to sound more like Maxwell Smart than James Bond.
Hark! I fear some dough is rising!!
This just in: the English language is banning the upper case "L". Too many students are traumatized by having to use this offensive and very scary letter. Mental health professionals and reading teachers will be available to coach affected children on how to avoid writing the words "Love", "London", "Lion", and so many other offensive scribblings so as to avoid future suffering.
I just found a Massachusetts quarter and there is a terrorist with an assault weapon on the back . I'm scared to go to my grocery store and buy my pop tarts or my beer or my bank as I might get one of these in change and I'm not sure what will happen . I'm that damm stupid .
Please help --- Stupid and laying on my sofa
If that scares you, I better not show you my collection of Bicentennial quarters!
Anything to make sure kids are taught to fear guns.
I think if they would have the kids eat the "gun", it would teach them to not fear guns.
Yea I need counseling...Since this happened I have been up all night in fear of assault Pop Tarts.....especially the brown sugar ones.....
This school's administrators need some serious counseling for their cranial-rectal inversion.
Hey Don't Make Fun Of Teachers! Were else can you make $60,000 or more a year with 3 months off, Union and only teach 5 1/2 hrs. a day ( after that it is overtime) and still strike for more money? Oh and they do have to pay $80 a Month for Medical. What is Wrong with you People!
At least he didn't whip out his twinkie and squeeze out the oozing white filling. On second thought, if he'd done that they might have hired him as a teacher's aide.
He would have had sex with the teacher by now.