School offers counseling for students troubled by pastry-gun incident. What’s really needed is counseling for parents troubled by having to send their kids to increasingly expensive schools run by blithering idiots where their kids don’t learn anything except that they shouldn’t make pretend guns out of pop tarts.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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