Scientists rank most dangerous sex positions

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• Hillary finding out puts you in the worst position

• The most dangerous position is on top of the spouse of a gun owner.

• This reminded me of the Newlywed Game blooper.
  Bob Eubanks asks one of the wives "Where is the strangest place you have ever made whoopi?"

  The wife says "That would be in the Butt Bob.'

• If you are breaking your stuff during sex, you are certainly doing it wrong.

• Being bent over a Form 1040 hurts no matter how much KY Jelly is used.

  • Uh, dude, I think you might be filing your income tax return in the wrong place.

    • When I file Form 1040 it feels like I got bent over and ram jammed.

• The most dangerous position is being bent over the sofa arm by the Democrats.

• I think having sex is a somewhat personal thing.

  I don't see where taking that position is dangerous.

• Getting screwed by ANY democratic politician is dangerous and can lead to a wallet fracture....Followed by deflated balls and pain....

  • Winner