Scientists Want to Mine Our Poop for Gold. The Democrats are on this idea like flies on shit. They figure they’ll make extra money selling all those polished turds they have. Goldfinger on the other hand is not happy about having to change his name to Stinkfinger.
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There's a lady who sure
All that shitter is gold
Damn that was funny...I can't stop laughing...and now the damn song is running thru my head!
Oohh, no comment... I'm already one of the black sheep barely tolerated ones here. But that was good Trick.
Scientifically interesting really. If this has any merit it could be interesting to see.
Now how much of my dollars are going towards this shit?
This one is waaaaaay to easy to pass on. The turd pun thread I've jumped on this week. Don't stink for a second it will be my last.
I'm guano quit after that.
Well, they have always said that a woman is sitting on a gold mine. We just didn't realize the real meaning.
I would've beat you to it but I logged in a little late this morning.
If excrement is full of gold, BO is the richest man on Earth.
You can't prove that, since his keeps getting packed, and can't make it's way out.
WINNER! The end/
They might find some corn, but that's about it.
Are they gonna swing by and pick it up or should I send it to their office?
If you want to mail it in...
http://www.poopsenders.com/
Takes dumpster diving to a whole new level. Watch that fat little white haired guy at the EPA mandate a poo mining position at wastewater treatment plants. Talk about a shitty job..bada boom!
Wow... I never thought of left-wing thinking as a gold mine but I stand corrected.