Book ‘em, Danno: Seattle cracks down on library violence

What’s going on in Seattle? Bad behavior is running rampant in the Northwest People’s Republic libraries.

In just the first four months of 2009, security personnel have already tossed out 432 library patrons for offenses like assault, drug dealing, intoxication and lewd conduct.

Looking back at conduct violations reports from last year, security booted 113 patrons for being disruptive, 42 more for fighting or assault, another 75 for “making threats,” and an additional 34 for lewd conduct.

Crime in Seattle? Too much coffee. Next time, order your double tall breve sugar-free vanilla latte decaf.

Source: KIRO-TV