Second Dallas Ebola Patient Flew the Night Before Testing Positive. Meaning she was probably contagious. We can’t wait for another press conference from President Obola telling us that Ebola is good for us because it allows us to go on a permanent dirt vacation or something like that.
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President Zero: "Ebola's an excellent way to give you a permanent staycation."
OK, I feel a little better now. I didn't fly Frontier, and didn't go to either Dallas or Cleveland, so I guess I'm safe for now. I will just need to make sure I don't fly again for the next 67 years or so. But then I won't be taking the train, bus, or any other public transportation, at least until King Barky Ebolabama is replaced by someone with the sense God gave a Petunia.
In all seriousness, I wouldn't recommend flying right now. This is just one unintended consequence of the president's stupid refusal to stop the West African influx.
I had to, it was my nephew's wedding this past weekend. Otherwise I wouldn't have gone near the airport.
The CDC changes it's story daily, hoping that somewhere along the way, they'll accidentally bump into the truth.
As soon as I heard {by the smartest people} that you can't catch Ebola by sitting next to someone on a bus {or plane} I knew it was a lie.