Self-parking Volvo plows into journalists

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Self-parking Volvo plows into journalists. Where is John Connor when you need him?

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • Christien, you've come back. Way to go. You went after one of the species that needs to be reduces in large volumes, self professed journalists

    • Ask Marie Harf, she can probably find them another job and maybe some midnight basketball to keep them busy.

  • Based upon what I see Volvo drivers do I'm surprised it didn't stop for 5 minutes in the middle of a freeway trying to figure out what planet it was on before it hit anyone.

    • The whole thing is hilarious. Turns out the feature which makes the Volvo stop before running over pedestrians is extra and the owner of this car didn't spring for it. First comment under the article: "Oh, you want it to miss people too? That's extra. Isn't that a bit like charging extra for the sauce on a pizza?"

      • I like when I buy tires and they charge me extra for the valve stems.

        "No. Really. No stems. Just leave the big hole there. I'll plug it with chewing gum."