Seven stupid things the gov’t spent money on during the shutdown: From “new websites to tell visitors that they don’t have enough funding to run their old websites” to “posting park rangers at the WWII memorial to prevent rogue veterans from getting in” this is your government at work even when it is not supposed to be at work.
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How about we barricade the white house and capital? in fact how about we lock the doors with the idiots inside and bury they in concrete like Chernobyl? It keeps the toxic shit from leaking out for a while anyway.
WOW! THat is truly the best idea I have heard in YEARS! Then we could start over with new electees who got the idea that just maybe we were serious about their representation of our interests!
Can we impeach him now? Please?
NO. Biden is waiting in the wings.
Are we really scared of Biden though? He is a chump if Obama does get impeached he is not going to do anything.
OK, first off, impeachment doesn't remove him from office. Second, if Biden takes over, he will become the little kid that suddenly is put in charge of the classroom, and the power goes to his head.
Okay fine Obama has to be removed from office, but impeachment is necessary for that isn't?
I think that Biden is an idiot and a coward. Seeing Obama being essentially destroyed will probably make him into a lame duck. What has Biden done all this time other than to talk stupid? He is no Dick Cheney. I could at least understand people being afraid of Bush dying or something and leaving Cheney in charge. Cheney at least had a say in things.
If Obama is out, and Biden takes over, he won't be a lame duck, he can run for president.
And chaos will ensue. This is one of those "better-the-devil you-know" scenarios. Biden is an idiot, so the damage he could cause is unpredictable. At least we have Obamarama's number.
But when we challenge Biden's stupidity, we can't be called racist.
Don't ask us, we wanted to do that 5 years ago.
Quagmire is so stuck on himself and his "my way only" attitude, he doesn't realize what a total ass he's making of himself. Go ahead asshole, keep acting like a spoiled brat, and even more people will finally realize what a loser you really are.
With absolutely no help from the slobbering, sycophantic, media.
These puking jackasses have even shut down the Normandy Memorial...WTF over? It's maintained by the French!
As noted in a previous thread, they also tried to shut down Mt. Vernon (privately owned and operated) and the Reagan Library (also pricvately owned and operated.) Does anyone know if they shut down Kennedy's library? Or Clintons? Or Jimmahs? wait. Does Jimmah HAVE a library?
Technically all presidential libraries are part of the library of congress, and run by the gubbermint. Yes Clinton's is shut too.
So if I go there to take a leak on the front door, there's nobody to stop me?
Go for it!
Obama Mounts Epic Defense of World War II Memorial against Onslaught of World War II Vets (from one of my all time favorite news sources!)
Washington, DC- A group of World War II veterans stormed the Washington Mall this morning. The invasion managed to grab a solid foothold on the area due largely to false reports that the initial thrust was a diversionary tactic with the real engagement to come later in the day. Administration officials believed this misinformation long enough for the veterans to establish the proverbial beach head before continuing their long drive to the World War II Memorial where they plan to complete a mission whose goals include standing outside the monument and looking at it.
Once the administration was convinced of the veracity of this drive President Buraq Obama ordered the memorial to be defended against the veteran’s assault and unauthorized ‘looking at’ with barricades and armed guards. Obama further ordered that his resolve in this matter be indicated by the establishment of red lines, the likes of which he established in the Syrian affair before the situation was handled for him by Russian Premier Vladimir Putin.
Unfortunately due to cutbacks no red lines were available and so they were substituted with white lines. These lines were unintentionally removed, on a routine inspection of the monument’s defenses against the advancing hordes of 90 year old men armed with crutches and wheelchairs, when The President misinterpreted their significance and snorted them up his nose.
The Onion?
Better, it is from The Vitamin Press!
Love the new pic!
Thanks, I stole it from someone on another site.
Puking.
That's not nearly as many stupid things the government spends money on when it isn't shut down,