Are you getting this, camera guy?
TheSmokingGun.com reports that annoying ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on February 7 in Florida after beating up a prostitute who (allegedly) bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.
As the normally unfunny Keith Olbermann said, “At least he had something with which to clean up the mess.”
Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.
Source: TheSmokingGun.com
This post was last modified on October 18, 2023

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I can't even imagine it.
The poor ShamWow guys at the gun show this past weekend were getting it from all sides. The Punny folks who normally just want to know if the product sops up spilled gun oil were exercising all of their creativity and asking questions like, "Do you think Vince will need these cut up into personal size for his prison stay?" And then there were the unprintable jabs based on the "You're going to love my nuts!" line.
Just wondering here but, if a prostitute won't let go of your tongue, what are your options?