Former Oregon House Speaker Dave Hunt arrested in prostitution sting. Oh I’m too sexy for my hair to sexy for my hair…
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Prosecutors: Man ran prostitution ring out of parents’ basement for years — and they never knew
Prosecutors: Man ran prostitution ring out of parents’ basement for years — and they never knew. What kind of space cases are mommy and daddy?
Rodio’s father told WABC he had no idea his son was running a prostitution ring, but, “I knew something was going on. Drugs, that I know. I’ve tried to get him into so many drug programs.”
Challenge to California’s prostitution ban may proceed, judges rule
Challenge to California’s prostitution ban may proceed, judges rule. California is trying to go a little farther down the hedonist rabbit hole. Watch, once the 9th Circuit Court of Schlemiels legalizes prostitution again the next step will be legalizing child prostitution.
Not all the whores are in Washington: Obama pal busted in Honolulu prostitution sting
Police arrested Bobby Titcomb, 49, a friend and Punahou School classmate of Obama, in downtown Honolulu for prostitution.
Many years ago, when the Editor was still a young, wet-behind-the-ears advertising copywriter, he took a trip to New York with his business partner.
They were supposed to meet their client in front of the hotel at 7:00, but the Editor, being a prompt sort, arrived a few minutes early. While he was standing there mesmerized by the passing parade of people, an attractive young woman approached him and said, “Want to go to a party?”
The Editor, still innocent and barely off the farm, replied, “Oh, that’s very nice of you, but I have to meet a client in a few minutes.”
A few minutes later, when his business partner arrived, the Editor said, “You know, those stories about New Yorkers being rude aren’t true. A woman just walked up and invited me to a party.”
The business partner looked at him and said, “You are the dumbest man I ever met.”
Somehow, we don’t think that’s quite how President Obama’s Hawaiian pal found himself in this situation:
The Honolulu Police Department confirmed that a close friend of President Barack Obama was arrested Monday in connection with a prostitution sting case.
Police arrested Bobby Titcomb, 49, a Punahou School classmate of Obama, at 9:40 p.m. in downtown Honolulu at the corner of Pohukaina and South streets. He was released after posting $500 bail, police said.
Police arrested four men in connection with a reverse prostitution sting involving a fake online escort website, sources said.
Titcomb usually spends the holidays with the president and his family when they spend time in Hawaii. He has been seen playing golf and attending picnics. The first family attended a barbecue at Ticomb’s Waialua home in December.
C’mon, the guy’s name is Titcomb. He was almost forced into this situation.
Source: KITV.com
Harry Reid wants to screw every prostitute in Nevada
Unemployment in Nevada hovers around the 14.5% mark, so the state’s senior senator has decided that the its one flourishing business should be punished.
Unemployment in Nevada hovers around the 14.5% mark, so the state’s senior senator has decided that the its one flourishing business should be punished.
The Associated Press has the details:
U.S. Sen. Harry Reid took aim at the world’s oldest profession Tuesday, telling state lawmakers the time has come to have an adult conversation about Nevada’s legal sex trade if the state hopes to succeed in the 21st century.
The Democratic Senate majority leader’s comments before a joint session of the Legislature came as owners, lobbyists and working girls for Nevada’s brothel industry looked on from the gallery.
Reid, who won re-election to a fifth term in November, focused his speech on the job creation efforts in a state hard hit by the Great Recession.
Harry Reid’s proposal was greeted by silence…
No one should be surprised that the proposal was greeted by silence. Wouldn’t you also be stunned into complete silence if you heard Harry Reid discussing sex?
We’ve also heard reports that the complete silence was broken by the sounds of violent retching.
Source: Associated Press
Your tax dollars at work: $1.44 Million spent to study male prostitutes in Vietnam
Last year, we reported that congress had authorized $2.6 million to train Chinese hookers how to drink. Now we’re spending another $1.44 million to study male prostitutes in Vietnam.
Last year, we reported that congress had authorized $2.6 million to train Chinese hookers how to drink. Now we’re spending another $1.44 million to study male prostitutes in Vietnam.
You ask, “Why congress would fund so many research projects on prostitutes?” And we’d answer, “Professional courtesy.”
CNS News reports the screwed up story:
The National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA), a component of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), has so far awarded $1.44 million in federal funds to a project that, among other things, is estimating the size of the population and examining the “social milieu” of male prostitutes in Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.
“In Study 1, formative ethnography will be used to describe the settings, venues, and overall social milieu in which male sex work is being situated,” says the NIH abstract for the grant. “In Study 2, we will conduct a Capture-Recapture Survey to estimate the size of the male sex worker population in each city.”
The grant project began in July 2008 and is scheduled to run through March 2012. In fiscal year 2008, the NIH awarded the project $534,201 in federal funds. In fiscal year 2009, the NIH awarded the project $465,974; and in fiscal year 2010, the NIH awarded the project $442,340. So far, a total of $1,442,515 in federal funds have been awarded to the project.
What are the odds that this research was funded while Larry Craig was still in office?
Source: CNSnews.com
America’s first legal male prostitute gives up job. Which Democrat congressmen will apply for the job?
Sad news coming out of rural Nevada this morning. America’s first legal male prostitute has given up after just two months on the job because he’d had fewer than 10 customers. Is Bart Stupak available to replace him?
Sad news coming out of rural Nevada this morning. America’s first legal male prostitute has given up after just two months on the job because he’d had fewer than 10 customers.
The Associated Press fleshes out the details of the failed flesh trade:
Brothel owner Jim Davis said Friday the Shady Lady Ranch had parted ways with the “prostitude” who worked under the name Markus.
A replacement has been hired, but Davis hinted it was possible that Markus, a 25-year-old Alabama native, could be back.
“I don’t know, he hasn’t told us yet,” Davis said.
The tiny yellow brothel is 150 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
Markus, who like other sex workers has asked that his real name not be used, didn’t immediately respond to an e-mail message seeking comment.
We’ve heard rumors that the unnamed replacement is none other than Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak. He’s a natural for the job because he’s proven that he’s completely immoral and willing to sell himself if the money is right.
And considering that Stupak is currently a United States Congressman, the job is definitely a career enhancement.
Source: Associated Press
David Shuster gets another plum assignment
There it is on MSNBC’s home page: “Is America Ready? Vote on whether prostitution should be legalized.”
We’re pretty sure this is a documentary about Mary Landrieu.
There it is on MSNBC’s home page: “Is America Ready? Vote on whether prostitution should be legalized.”
We’re pretty sure this is a documentary about Mary Landrieu.
Source: National Review (deadlink)
Quote of the Day: Media Matters
“…the MediaMutters guys are also humorless. They haven’t even pointed out that the Mississippi Acorn office is located on Hooker Street.”
– James Taranto
“…the MediaMutters guys are also humorless. They haven’t even pointed out that the Mississippi Acorn office is located on Hooker Street.”
– James Taranto
Source: Wall Street Journal’s Best of the Web Today
Man bites dog! Jon Stewart turns on mainstream media!
“You mean to tell me that two kids from the cast of High School Musical III broke this story with a video camera and their grandmother’s chinchilla coat,” Stewart said, “and you’ve got nothing?”
ABC News anchor Charlie Gibson said the ACORN stings are better suited for “the cables,” but Jon Stewart disagrees.
“You mean to tell me that two kids from the cast of High School Musical III broke this story with a video camera and their grandmother’s chinchilla coat,” Stewart said, “and you’ve got nothing?”
What do you know. We agree with the smarmy, smirking Stewart for once.
Do it for the children 15-year old Salvadoran prostitutes
Do it for the children 15-year old Salvadoran prostitutes.
IHateTheMedia.com’s connection to the ACORN prostitution stings
Imagine the pride that’s welling up within IHateTheMedia.com’s editor today when as watches this video and sees that San Berdoo, his old hometown, is the latest stop in James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles’ series of ACORN prostitution stings.
Some people might not understand the pain associated with knowing your birthplace is one of the worst cities in America.
San Bernardino, California’s never been what you would call famous. Years ago, its biggest claims to fame were that it was home to the first McDonald’s and was the last town mentioned in the lyrics of “Route 66.”
But in recent years, it’s been become better known as “the methamphetimine capital of America” or “the murder capital of America” or “smog capital of the world” or “the political corruption capital of the west.”
Imagine the pride that’s welling up within IHateTheMedia.com’s editor today when as watches this video and sees that San Berdoo, his old hometown, is the latest stop in James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles’ series of ACORN prostitution stings.
Tears are welling up.
Source: BigGovernment.com
Which senators voted to continue funding voter fraud and child prostitution?
The Senate voted 83-7 vote to deny housing and community grant funding to ACORN as a result of the scandal surrounding the organization. Who were the seven senators who believe it’s appropriate to continue funding an organization that’s will to aid and abet child prostitution?
The Senate voted 83-7 vote to deny housing and community grant funding to ACORN as a result of the scandal surrounding the organization.
Who were the seven senators who believe it’s appropriate to continue funding an organization that’s under indictment for voter fraud in 13 states?
Who were the seven senators who believe it’s appropriate to continue funding an organization that’s will to aid and abet child prostitution?
Here they are:
Dick Durbin (D-IL)
Roland Burris (D-IL)
Robert Casey (D-PA)
Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI)
Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Please note that six of the seven are Democrats, and the seventh is a Socialist.
Also please note that it’s increasingly difficult to distinguish between the two.
Source: FoxNews.com
Incredible ACORN corruption caught on tape – tax evasion, prostitution, money laundering and more
Did you think Obama’s healthcare speech was going to be the big story of the day? You won’t after watching these hidden-camera videos catching ACORN advising an undercover aspiring congressman and prostitute on how to do all sorts of illegal behavior, including tax evasion, running a brothel, sex trafficking of underage girls, laundering money.
Did you think Obama’s healthcare speech was going to be the big story of the day? You won’t after watching these hidden-camera videos catching ACORN advising an undercover aspiring congressman and prostitute on how to do all sorts of illegal behavior, including tax evasion, running a brothel, sex trafficking of underage girls, and laundering money. As a bonus they learn some valuable lessons about hiding out from competing pimps.
Who ever said community organizing wasn’t worth the billions we spend on it?
Source: BigGovernment.com
One more comment on the Democrats-as-whores concept
These are either mug shots of women arrested for prostitution in St Paul, Minnesota or Democrat members of congress. Tough to tell the difference.
To review Politico.com’s story that Democrats prove they’re not only whores, but cheap whores one more time:
Three House Democratic leaders who were whipping members on the climate change bill gave tens of thousands in campaign cash to party moderates around the time of the 219-212 vote on June 26, according to Federal Election Commission records.
It’s impossible to tell if that torrent of cash was an attempt to schmear wavering Democrats — or just part of the usual cash dump made by leaders on the eve of the June 30 quarterly fundraising deadline.
Are you wondering what the hell the word “schmear” mean? Well, the Merrian-Webster online dictionary defines it as “an aggregate of related things.”
As in the sentence, “We have a whole schmear of cheap Democrat whores in congress.”
Source: Politico.com, Merriam-Webster
Holy guacamole! Oklahoma woman swaps sex for case of chips
Lahoma Sue Smith, an Oklahoma City prostitute, pleaded no contest after being accused of trading her…uhhh…services for a box of Frito-Lay chips. She was fined $1,142.
What the hell is going on in the nation’s heartland?
Lahoma Sue Smith, an Oklahoma City prostitute, pleaded no contest after being accused of trading her…uhhh…services for a box of chips. She was fined $1,142.
Police report that undercover officers saw Smith “trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights. (We will pause now while you make your own joke about a prostitute “flashing her headlights.”) When they approached Smith’s car, her blouse was open and a man was pulling his pants up in the passenger seat.
The man told Smith he was looking for company but had no money. He must have caught her in a generous mood, because she agreed to trade sex for the $30 case of Frito-Lay chips she noticed in his back seat. (We will now pause again while you make your own joke about the name Frito-Lay and prostitution.)
When police asked Smith if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, she said, “Yes. Two or three times.”
We assume the attached photo of Smith doesn’t do her justice. Because she’s obviously all that and a bag of chips.
Source: NewsOK.com
Like drunken sailors: U.S. spending $2.6 million to train Chinese hookers how to drink
This is one of those stories that’s so friggin’ unbelievable that our initial inclination was to think it was a joke.
Unfortunately, the joke’s on us.
Here’s how CNSNews.com reports it:
“The National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, part of the National Institutes of Health, will pay $2.6 million in U.S. tax dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly on the job. ‘The purpose of the project is to try and develop an intervention program targeting HIV risk and alcohol use,’ Dr. Xiaoming Li, the researcher conducting the program, told CNSNews.com. The grant, made last November, is one of several ‘international initiatives’ sponsored by NIH.”
We had a story a few months ago about the U.S. government purchasing Chinese condoms. Now we’re teaching Chinese hookers how to drink responsibly.
We don’t really care if the Chinese whores are drunk. Nor do we care if the Chinese drunks are whores.
What bothers us is that we’re all getting screwed by the drunken whores in Washington, DC.
Source: CNSNews.com
Bam! Pow! ShamWow pitchman arrested for punching a prostitute!
Are you getting this, camera guy?
TheSmokingGun.com reports that annoying ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on February 7 in Florida after beating up a prostitute who (allegedly) bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.
As the normally unfunny Keith Olbermann said, “At least he had something with which to clean up the mess.”
Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.
Source: TheSmokingGun.com
Party with a prostitute, prostitute with a party
In a recent story about Windy City prostitution, the Chicago Sun-Times ignored Democratic New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s party affiliation (he’s a Democrat), but felt it was important to point out that the hooker is a Republican.
Although the article noted that Spitzer was forced out of office “after it became public that he met for over two hours with a $1,000-an-hour prostitute,” his party affiliation was unmentioned.
But when it came to the hooker, the article said, “Public records show she is a registered Republican and holds a hunting license in Nevada.”
Considering the massive debt with which Spitzer left as his legacy, the case can easily be made that he screwed the people of New York for far more than $1000 an hour.
