Saluting Sheryl Crow, our other rock ‘n roll eco-wacko hypocrite of the day

Dedicated environmentalist Sheryl Crow is selling her home – her 10,264 square foot home that sits on 150 acres. Our question: how could anyone who’s so full of shit advocate using just one square of toilet paper?

Anorak has the hypocritical highlights:

6662 Cross Keys Road is 150+/- Acres, 10,264+/- Sq Ft Home; Gated Entry with Security System; Brick Construction [she’s showing off]; Five Bedrooms; Seven Full Baths; One Half Bath, Six Car Attached Garage; Private In-Law or Nanny Quarters; 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Guest House; Additional residence on farm (with Life Estate); Fourteen Stall Barn; Indoor Riding Arena with lighting and sprinkler system; Theater Room; Music Studio- Incorporating additional living space; Salt Water Pool & Spa with Pergola; and recording studio.

Now in case you’re concerned that this estate may not be environment-friendly, worry not:

Cross Creek Farm is a fully functional “Solar Farm” generating over 40% reduction in electric costs.

Damn it. We just noticed that bidding ended November 23. Looks like our dreams of moving IHTM HQ back to Tennessee have been dashed.

H/T: Weasel Zippers

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • And don't forget her tour bus that is more expensive and better apppointed than any house I've ever lived in, plus the fuel involved in driving it all over creation encouraging everone ELSE to do with less. Bitch.

  • Just watched the entire video of Crowe's property. It's spectacular, obviously Cheryl has not been doing with less. The price isn't listed, I guess if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Her guest house is twice the size of my house and ten Haitian families could live in the horse stables. I don't begrudge Cheryl her house or her wealth, but I do resent her telling us that we shouldn't aspire to the same standards of living.

    • ...& I bet she has at least 3 pallets of 3 ply toilet paper stored there. All the time telling us peasents to make do with 1 or 2 squares of paper. That does'nt cut it, it's not sanitary, plus I really don't like itching back there.

  • Rich liberals want you to do with less while they do with much more. Al Gore recently bought an $8 million mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean, Al wants you to do with less. James "Avatar" Cameron believes in eco-terrorism but he owns a huge Malibu mansion and is worth a billion dollars, Jim wants you to do with less. Cheryl Crowe is a rich musician who owns a 10,000 square foot mansion on 150 acres, Cheryl wants you to do with less, including less toilet paper.

    Hey, rich liberals! Sell your mansions, give most of the proceeds to charity, buy tract houses in the 'burbs and drive Civics , maybe then we'll listen to you.

    Until then, **** off.

      • ...and there was green. In Gore's bank account.

        And Gore looked upon what he had created, and he saw that it was good (for him, especially since he doesn't give a shit about anybody else).

        • About 5% of what Gore has in the bank was made honestly. But I really don't take issue with Gore making money if he can convince people to invest in his snakeoil. Hey, it's risk/reward, but here is the problem. He has used his political connections to try to rig the game & force the gov't forward in mandating rules that have made him very wealthy.

          • He's a lying, thieving politician from a family of lying, thieving politicians -- there ain't nothing in his bank account that belongs to him. If that SOB ever did an honest day of work in his life, he'd cry like a little girl.

            He has absolutely no concept of what it is that Americans do for work -- all's he knows is how to gin up panic and make money off of it. SOP for a politician.

  • Well, it's fine to want to help the environment - we all should be doing that. I just don't like f'in hypocrites. For some reason, celebs and musicians think everyone wants/needs to hear what they say about anything - bullshit. Most of em' are just plain morons. My $.02.

  • "One-sheet" Sheryl. I wonder how often she has to wash her smalls, and whether friends hang around for very long...
    Ecofreak extraordinaire.