Slate: What if Bundy Ranch Were Owned by a Bunch of Black People?

Slate: What if Bundy Ranch Were Owned by a Bunch of Black People? That depends. If one of the people in question is notorious tax-evader Al Sharpton the the scenario likely ends with the President attending another one of his parties (while the victims of the Tawana Brawley hoax remain unpaid and the victims of the Freddy’s Fashion Mart massacre remain dead). Of course that is not a perfect comparison. Sharpton doesn’t produce any cattle, just the stuff that comes out of them.

This post was last modified on April 21, 2014

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  • What if Al Sharpton went to OZ and got a brain? Hell we could "what if" all day long but its not gonna change the fact Sharpton is a:

    1-Race Baiter
    2-Income tax Cheat
    3-Liar
    4-Democrat
    5-Obnoxious and stupid
    6-A former government informant
    7-All of the above

    I think you know what the correct answer is....

    • Lets hope that number 6 will be the cause of his richly deserved, and violent demise.

  • If the ranch was owned by a bunch like Quagmire and company, it would already be out of business.

  • IF the Bundy Ranch Were Owned by a Bunch of Black People, WE'D have to pay them reparations and Harry never would have laid siege to it.
    None of this would have happened if backs where involved.

  • Simple, Harry Reid would've found a different "protected species" on some other piece of land and set up his Chinese cronies with that.

  • No doubt the bleeding heart liberals would be holding the black owners up as a national disgrace because of the lack of inequality between a poor struggling black rancher and the mean evil white government agents.

  • Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the Rainbow PUSH coalition would be there with their megaphones and compliant MSM, telling the story of government racism.

      • Didn't crazy Louie and the Nation of Islam get farming subsidies for Chicago? We pay terrorists not to ranch too..that will be President Lady pants argument...

        • I'm just guessing, I never me the man, but I bet Mr. Bundy would actually rather produce than get paid not to. Unlike Nation of Islam.

    • That would be racist. Sharpton would probably enroll the cows to vote Democrat, enroll them in Obamacare and put them on welfare.