So Alfonso, what DID you see in that 85-year-old billionairess? Spanish duchess marries toyboy in lavish ceremony. Love can overcome all things… Love of MONEY that is. “Time to rub the bunions!”

So Alfonso, what DID you see in that 85-year-old billionairess? Spanish duchess marries toyboy in lavish ceremony. Love can overcome all things… Love of MONEY that is. “Time to rub the bunions!”
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If I remember correctly, this woman is the world's most titled woman, meaning that she holds more titles than any other woman alive. Maybe any other person, I forget.
Didn't know Mr. Burns had a sister.
And they are both laughing their asses of at the coup they each pulled off. She got her a stud and he gets first dibs at tee times. Did anyone mention he can retire now? I wish them the best
The sound ringing through Alfonso's head: CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!
THREE bagger
I can't wait to see their kids!!
A Simpson's character ?
Definitely went for the looks there...got himself a trophy! Betcha he can't wait to show that off at the country club.
You got me curious so I did some checking, she owns the country club there. BOTH of them.
Holy schmoly! Looks like he got himself a triple blessin on that one, yes sir!
Both are absolute reptile spawn, based on the facial constructs. There can be no argument on this point unless you've recently poked your eyes with flaming skewers.
fugly and rich