Stampede at largest mosque in Africa injures 80 people. Worshippers were enjoying the holiest night of Ramadan when a mouse ran over a woman’s foot. She screamed and bolted for the door. Mass panic ensued.
Stampede at largest mosque in Africa injures 80 people
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When I read the headline, I pictured the goats making a break for it.
"Casablanca mosque stampede blamed on mouse"
Round up the usual suspects.
I hope the mouse is okay...
Irony meter hits 10 again...
http://www.weaselzippers.us/229314-muhammad-billboards-supporting-peace-social-justice-and-womens-rights-go-up-in-seattle/
You still have an irony meter? Mine exploded ages ago. Do they still make those things or did they just pack it in and give up?
I use to do electronics work, I have to constantly repair mine...
I solved the [problem of mine blowing up, I installed a 100 Meg Ohm resistor in series with the meter input, which greatly decreases the spikes when it would usually peg or smoke the meter.
I just bought a larger meter....
Next they will be bitching about Mickey Mouse at Muslim day at Disneyland....
Oh, great! Now they're not going to allow women in the mosques AT ALL!
Probably came out of someone's ass.
Even mice don't get around anything as nasty as a Muslims ass. They don't know what toilet paper is, if you catch my drift.
Start bombing ISIS with mice.
Starting with this one: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/6a/a0/516aa08fe6b6bd52dc53ae8c5b37fc2b.jpg
The Mouse That Roared?
Love to buy that mouse a beer someday.
It was probably a Jewish mouse.
I was thinking that we need to release a bunch of these mice in a mosque.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ciOBGFCmNyM/TZqbWB4ogoI/AAAAAAAAAW8/6UtcaYtiAFg/s1600/BigPigOnSnowDSCF0951-719361.jpg
Yeah, I'm thinkin' it was an Old Testament mouse. Leviticus 11:29-31: