Let’s just put it this way: Indiana Jones he ain’t. In fact, he’s more like Chauncey Gardner from Being There.
Or here’s a thought: maybe he really is the greatest actor of all time and this is the real Harrison Ford.

Let’s just put it this way: Indiana Jones he ain’t. In fact, he’s more like Chauncey Gardner from Being There.
Or here’s a thought: maybe he really is the greatest actor of all time and this is the real Harrison Ford.
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His eyes aren't bloodshot or half-closed like a typical stoned person, and he's not talking as much as a drunk person should be. He's got to be on several hits of LSD or ecstasy. Wow, that's some balls to get in front of national television in that mind set...watch his hands he must be sweating bullets!!
"His eyes aren’t bloodshot or half-closed like a typical stoned person..."
2 eye drops solve that problem; works wonders. No one can tell.
i'm almost leaning towards rolling with a stoned/beer buzz. he's feeling the chair and his legs a lot in the beginning. lol. it's harrison ford, who cares. he was funny and only human.
He had an almost Tom Cruise-like look in his eyes and Conan was totally messing with him (which also leads me to believe Harrison was drunk).
I wonder if he's started worshipping aliens yet...
Ever since his divorce and getting involved with Calista Flockhart he is been doing the whole I am young again bit... it is disturbing.
Seriously? a thumbs down. Calista is that you?
The fact that harrison ford flies is terrifying, as I don't think I have ever seen him do an interview where he wasn't hammered beyond belief.
I would say it seems like he has done some X, because he is breathing very, very deeply, and rubbing everything, as if he can't stop.
Oh yeah, he's rolling.
I'm gonna say stoned. He's too uptight to be drunk. I couldn't see them very well, but I think his pupils are about the size of dinner plates.
Drunk. Spent too long in the green room with complimentary booze and whatever.
One tab over the line, I'd say.
Couldn't watch but a couple min. but the way he's movin around and the way pot used to affect me 30 years ago when I occasionally smoked it, I'd say stoned.
That's like ten bong hits stoned right there.
But Chauncey (Chance) Gardener made a lot more sense.