Swedish politicians urge: Stop stand-up urination for men! Nanny Bloomberg move over, there’s a bigger bunch of idiots in town: “Vänsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.” We bet you guessed they were socialists without having to be told, didn’t you?
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Tell em to go piss up a rope!
Works for me, I hate standing next to strangers when I pee.
Nah guys! Sweden is a big liberal country. Now somebody bought an entire container box worth of my obomie urinal mats with the messiah's Time photo on it. The Swedish government has discovered that to some males, peeing is more fun than sex, and their population is declining!
So I'm at a public event one time, many years ago, standing at a urinal whistling while I work, when suddently two young ladies come in and step up to the urinals on either side of me, hoist up their mini-skirts, and commence to peeing into the urinal. "Wow, I didn't know that was possible," I said. "The line was too long at the women's room," the one to my right replied, "and as long as we tilt our hips right we can use a urinal. Do you have a problem?" She seemed mighty peeved with me, and suddenly I had visions of trying to explain to my buddies how I got my ass kicked by angry lesbians and quickly exited the men's room.
Reminds me of a time when I open a door for a angry lesbian.
"She" became furious. I said "pardon me sonny"
Urine-sanity
Damn them!!!! They are trying to cut the Obama Urinal Cake Business!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISTS!
Piss on em.
Leave it to some leftist to come up with yet another screwed up plan to cut the balls of men. I for one will stand and pee any time I wish to. What’s a next, male napkin of tampons?
This guy must have really hated his father and was traumatized when he was potty trained.
You go first.
Another attempt at the feminization, wussification of men.