Study: Even ancient mummies had clogged arteries. “Even without modern-day temptations like fast food or cigarettes, people had clogged arteries some 4,000 years ago, according to the biggest-ever hunt for the condition in mummies.” OK, but what about the daddies? (Sorry, we just couldn’t resist.) Seriously, we’re sure the cause will be shown to be that Pharaoh Bloomberg was overruled in his attempt to ban 16oz papyrus juice containers.
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It must have been caused by corporate stupidity or perhaps maybe an ancient version of Global warming ---- The Intellectually impaired among us .
Come on now, no picking on the brain dead!
Up late or early poppa?
Yes.
What ever happened to that Jetsons clip you were going to send me?
I'll look, it's just a Gif loop from a cartoon drawing, but the guy mouthed off and said I couldn't animate it. You'll have to save it then open it in your browser (ctrl+O) to see it.
Ok, cool
Check your mail poppa, NSFW. Like I said, just a 1 frame cartoon he said I couldn't make move. 20 minutes but a case of Bud is a case of Bud. If that won't download I'll mail you a Gif file.
LOL! Oh Jane!
And in another taxpayer funded study, it was discovered that most Liberals have blocked colons. The likely source of the blockage is their craniums being inserted into their Sphincters.
And right on time for your header
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/11/ny-judge-halts-bloomberg-ban-on-large-sugary-drinks/
So much for that Mediterranean diet.
Rumor is that the ancient Egyptians were tired of being nagged about their eating and drinking habits by Mayor King Tutankhamun Michael Bloombergis.
Is that a statue of Boris Karloff in the 1932 Mummy movie?
No, it's likely a typical Chicago registered Dem voter.
George Soros.......Obama's Mummy....