Supporters pay $1K for presidential handshake

Supporters pay $1K to shake Obama’s hand. We hope the suckers counted their fingers afterwards.

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    • I think they all want to start up companies that will go bankrupt, and they need a few million dollars to get them going.

  • I wouldn't pay a thousand bucks to pee in his mouth, even if his teeth were on fire.

    • Five thumbs up ProHem!! I read the article and it scares me to think those people are still here, even after three years experience. I didn't know what to say then I saw that, "pee in his mouth". Perfect

  • I'd pay $1,000 to keep him from shaking my hand....after all, no one knows what kinds of diseases Larry Sinclair has! And who knows where that right hand has been!