Swiss woman dies after attempting to live on sunlight; Woman gave up food and water on spiritual journey. Evidently she forgot to snort unicorn farts.
Swiss woman dies after attempting to live on sunlight; Woman gave up food and water on spiritual journey. Evidently she forgot to snort unicorn farts.
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Uhm... She must have deluded herself into thinking she was Supergirl...
*sighs* crazy ass people
Not sure if this is Darwin Award material or not. However it seems that trying to subsist on sunlight alone has the same effect as "Dear Leader's" hope and change, a rather slow death.
Ok but on a serious note! Obama and the democrats must ban the sun now to save us all!
Hahahahahah............bwaaaaaaaaa.........o my god what a dumb ass!
I got this from a guy I know, his comments on this topic:
Think about this for a minute.
-- Lefties the world over continue to embrace socialism/Marxism despite literally dozens of examples of its being false and costing tens of millions of lives in its consistent failures.
-- Gorebal warming is prominent on the list of Leftist worries. It's at least as insipid as Marxism. It may even inspire more passion as it hasn't been disproved as often, though I have to admit that's a rational assessment of an essentially irrational population
-- Facts and evidence bounce off of the typical Lefty's cognitive armor. Normally this would be a problem, but in this case, it's actually to our advantage
When an opportunity to use typical Leftist proclivities presents itself, we shouldn't dismiss it too quickly. Here's what I'm thinking: the story below, of a Swiss woman who died after trying to live on sunlight, could be pushed as the Next Big Thing in the Left's quest to save the planet. All of the pieces fit together better than a fiction writer could design them.
If Lefties buy into the sunlight only philosophy:
-- they stop eating, and their carbon footprint is reduced at both ends, which furthers a prominent Lefty goal
-- they don't drive demand for greenhouse gas-producing products, which also serves their stated ends
-- therefore, they don't produce as much pollution themselves for Mother Gaia to absorb
-- as they expose themselves to the sun for their daily nourishment, they absorb sunlight and UV that would otherwise drive Gorebal warming, again pushing a cherished Leftist goal
-- the longer they pursue this lifestyle, the less able and interested they are in busting everybody's else's chops about anything
-- this vapid idea began in Europe, which the Left is constantly telling us is better in every way than America, and which we should emulate in all things
-- when these dipshits Lefties finally starve themselves into harmony with the environment, they'll be much quieter than before
-- and they won't vote anymore - well, most of 'em, anyway
We could dub this philosophy "Solar Gaiaism," or something equally inane and trendy. Why, thousands of Lefties might sign up on the basis of a catchy name alone, and like so many Lefty causes in the past, peer pressure could keep them from leaving if a logical thought ever strayed into their consciousness. If carefully handled, Nancy Pelosi might even be induced to endorse it publicly, along the lines of, "We have to embrace this philosophy to see what's in it."
This has definite potential, and not just in San Francisco.
I think you're onto something here. You think we can hush up the fact that she died?
Good luck.. the concept's not new. There was a show called "Starved" on FX 7-8 years ago that covered The Breatharians.. dude had a girlfriend who refused to eat Matter and he turned orange and sick trying to follow her
one would think he'd have turned blue.
;)
If you could live on sunlight alone the Sahara would be filled with fat people.
This sad, deluded woman died because she thought she could follow the words of an Indian guru. "Indian guru" being synonymous with "money grubbing fraud".
I just pictured Sally Struthers, in tears, pleading with us to send more sunshine to Northern Africa, to feed the children.
Don't laugh. I got a thing emailed to me to sign a petition to help the infected bison in Poland. I don't know what they are infected with, and did not even know they were infected. I 'm a little more worried about the starving people in the US, and people living in cars and under bridges to put a lot of time and effort into saving Polish Bison.
dang you're on a roll son.
Hey, it's kinda overcast here in Bakersfield, anyone got a sammich?
Just got back from Denny's. Had the Philly melt. Good stuff.
I walked down to the local neighborhood Denny's last night. I wasn't terribly hungry, didn't want a full meal. I looked at their $2 menu, and they had biscuits and gravy with hash browns. Two bucks!
Now, Denny's doesn't have the BEST biscuits and gravy, but with a liberal application of pepper and Cholula, a little salt, it wasn't bad. Two bucks!
raaaaaaaaaaaaacist.
pee period ess period colon you enjoy making me look up definitions doncha flashing?
smoked swiss?
Seems to me that you are all missing the point. This was yet another failed experiment in green energy!
Touche`!
I hope we didn't float her any billion dollar loans for her effort.
At least she didn't die from "hopium" or an overexposure to unicorn farts.
Hehe, I was just thinking a nice unicorn steak might have just saved her. All it takes is one unicorn steak and you can survive without food or water for eternity. Same thing goes for dragon testicles, except most folks don't care for the gamey taste of dragon nads.
Just a little bleach to the gene pool is all you can about her death.
I don't think so, man. While good deeds like that are good, he's in a position that makes that event inevitable, and it still doesn't erase the bad he did. Finally, even if he did nothing else in his presidency, it doesn't make him among the ranks of Washington and Reagan.
Guess what? You don't get to be the judge of the world! Yu ESPECIALLY don't get to be judge of the world. You have no fram of reference for anything you "contribute" to and are therefore not in a position to even excpress an opinion. How do you rememebr to breathe when you are asleep?
turds.
Thank you sir.
TD,..............MO.