No matter what question the BBC interviewer asks, Miliband gives him the same answer. The exact same answer.
A broken robot’s programming goes haywire and he gets stuck repeating the same thing over and over. It’s like a plotline out of a bad episode of Star Trek.
Unfortunately, the robot in this interview is Britain’s Ed Miliband, leader of the country’s leftist Labour Party. No matter what question the BBC interviewer asks, Miliband gives him the same answer. The exact same answer.
Ed Miliband, the new leader of Britain’s Labor Party, for example, who takes time to explain why he hasn’t yet married the mother of his bastard child.
Any fool knows that the proper time to marry the mother of your child is after you save the world and get elected to office.
Ed Miliband, too darn busy saving the world to marry his child's mother.
Take Ed Miliband, the new leader of Britain’s Labor Party, for example, who takes time to explain why he hasn’t yet married the mother of his bastard child:
“The Copenhagen environmental summit got in the way. Then there was the general election, and now the leadership election.”
Then, first thing you know, it’s fall and the leaves need raking. Then there’s Christmas. And then, of course, he needs to get the car washed. You just have to admire a man who has his priorities in order.
NOTE: You may feel that we’ve gone too far by calling the innocent child a bastard. But genetics being what they are, we figure the kid has a 50-50 chance of being as big a bastard as her father.