Matt Damon – I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Our five word review of Green Zone: America bad, everyone else good

Matt Damon, one of Hollywood’s leading leftists, stars in this vile waste of celluloid in which the audience is encouraged to cheer for the good guys. Unfortunately, the good guys are the ones who are killing Americans.

There. We said it in a lot fewer words than any of the other film critics.

Consider Green Zone convincing evidence that it’s a lot easier to write a screenplay than it is to write history.

Here are some other reviews that aren’t quite as succinct as ours:

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Matt Damon even crazier than buddy Ben Affleck

Matt Damon seems to have a little trouble separating Hollywood fantasy from reality.

He’s starred in several spy movies, including a trilogy of “Jason Bourne” stories. But do not — repeat, do not — compare James Bond to Jason Bourne character while Damon’s in the room.

”They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films,” Damon sneered. “Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive.”

Filmgoers seem to agree that there is no comparison. “Quantum of Solace,” the most recent Bond film, brought in a whopping $574,167,199 worldwide while “The Bourne Supremacy,” Damon’s latest effort, pulled in only $288,500,217.

Sorry, Matt. How about if you sit back, relax, swill a martini, and watch this trailer for “Quantum of Solace.”