The top photo is the famous one taken of Sasquatch by Roger Patterson in the wilds of Northern California in 1967.
Now we have photographic evidence that Sasquatch has migrated across the country. The bottom photo was snapped this weekend in the Blue Ridge Mountains near Asheville, North Carolina.
Oh, wait. This news just in.
Turns out the bottom photo is of Michelle Obama, not Sasquatch. But c’mon, man, anybody could have made the same mistake. Same size. Same shape. Same stride.
Sasquatch would have needed less retouching to be on the cover of this month’s Good Housekeeping, but other than that it’s pretty damn tough to tell the difference.
