Scott got caught: Leftwing hero Scott Ritter convicted of child sex crimes

Scott Ritter, former U.N. weapons inspector who couldn’t find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq is going to jail for sex crimes with children.

Scott Ritter, former U.N. weapons inspector is going to jail for sex crimes.

The man who couldn’t find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq found a weapon of masturbation in his pants and deployed it on his webcam, thinking the person viewing his personalized pleasure was a 15-year old girl. Sorry, Scotty, it was actually an undercover policewomen.

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We're happy to report that Ritter is merely grabbing his microphone in this photo

The Independent UK has the story of the jerk off’s jerk off:

After two days of deliberation the jury in Stroudsburg found Scott Ritter guilty on six of seven counts relating to a conversation he had in a Yahoo internet chat room last year with a vice-squad officer who was masquerading as a 15-year-old girl called Emily. Ritter was released on $25,000 (£15,300) bail pending sentencing next month.

… Neither Ritter nor his lawyers commented after the verdicts were read in court on Thursday evening. Ritter had taken the stand on Tuesday, when he claimed that he hadn’t believed it when he had been told during the chat that “Emily” had been only 15 years old. During the chat Ritter had displayed himself naked and masturbating, via a webcam. A video of the webcam images was shown to jurors.

The prosecutor, Michael Rakaczewski, said Ritter was convicted “by his own actions and by his own words on the stand”. He added that “even though a person may know what they are doing is wrong and maybe are intelligent enough to try to avoid it and get away, sometimes the internal drive to engage in these types of deviant sexual behaviours is just too strong.” He said that Pennsylvania had passed new laws enabling officers to try to catch perpetrators such as Ritter.

For some reason, the left is uncharacteristically quiet about this. Odd, considering how they hung on Ritter’s every word when he was a U.N. Arms Inspector and called George W. Bush a liar.

Source: Independent UK

Oops! Teacher who advises colleagues how to avoid affairs with students caught having sex with student

Rule #1: Do not drink vodka with your students. It cannot lead to anything good. Here’s a story of a teachers’ advisor who is in desperate need of a teachers’ advisor advisor:

Rule #1: Do not drink vodka with your students. It cannot lead to anything good.

The Daily Caller has the story of the teachers’ advisor who is in desperate need of a teachers’ advisor advisor:

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"We were just working on a little extra credit assignment, your honor."

A teacher who advises colleagues on how to avoid affairs with students was caught having sex with a teenager in the back of her car.

Courtney Bowles was found by a police officer naked lying on top of the boy, who was also completely naked, from her school in Colorado.

A partly consumed bottle of vodka was also found in the car with the couple.

Her student lover initially said he was 20 years old – but later admitted he was 16.

Bowles, 31, was employed at his school as a teacher’s instructional coach. It was her job to train teachers on how to maintain a professional distance from students.

Damn it. We were this close to our third hickey story of the week, but it just didn’t quite pan out.

Source: Daily Caller

Can you spot the sex offender?

First, look very closely at the guys on each side of Carlson. One of them is a grieving father and the other is a child pornographer. Pretty clear which one is which, right?

We all know what sex offenders look like. Or at least we think we do.

Getchen Carlson did a segment on Fox News about Georgia’s relaxation of its tough sex offender laws.

Don’t hit the play button on the video yet. First, look very closely at the guys on each side of Carlson. One of them is a grieving father and the other is a child pornographer. Pretty clear which one is which, right?

OK, now hit the play button.

H/T: Gawker.com

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