Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

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• They should've charged him with sexually molesting a critter younger than 18 Y.O. That poor cow got screwed twice.

• But was the bride wearing a burka?

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    Notso: it was a bit more ornate than usual.

• Celebrity Guests included Richard Gere, Rosie O w/ Henrietta H. (who were overheard calling the bride a skinny bitch), Charlie and Freddy, Geico the Gecko, Duck Aflac, sarah burnhard w/janeann garbuffalo. Jack Hanna gave the bride away. Bindi S. Irwin was heard to comment, "Cor, blimey! Isn't she a beut?"

• Maybe his next bride will be the washing machine....

• Glad I haven't been forced to marry some "cow's" that I have slept with.

• You think bestiality don't happen in western countries? We just don't force that individual to marry the beast. Must've been quite embrassing

  • good point.. that'd actually be a great deterrent

    • Yeah, but if it was a Muslim that was forced to marry an animal, they'd just throw acid in the animal's face, then blame the animal because it wasn't covering it's face.

• Must've of been a mooo-ving ceremony.

  • best comment so far Trickie!

• nuke the whole lot.

• Man alive, those Indonesians sure got it goin on for big fat cows, huh?

  • Janet Incompitano may be already engaged.

• O-M-G