The eco-sex activists who want to save the world. “A new documentary, ‘F*ck for Forest’, detailing the activities of the group of the same name. They enjoy confronting society with sex, nudity and bodily fluids, but what F*** for Forest (FFF) really want to do is save the world.” That’s what they told the journ0lists – we think what they really want to do is get naked, avoid bathing and have sex. Hope the trees are innoculated for STDs (and termites.)
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Reminds me of an old quote about nature worship.
"The worship of the purely natural, always leads to the unnatural."
-G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
PETA is even weirder than the environmentalists in linking sex to their animaldolatry.
I don't mean to offend any of the female members here, but have any of the guys heard this one?
"If a man says something in the forest and there's no woman there to hear him, is the man still wrong?"
“If a man says something in the forest and there’s no woman there to hear him, is the man still wrong?”
I've heard it, and my wife has confirmed that it is a correct statement.
However, she has also told me that she hates me because I'm always right.
Yes.
The Lord Jesus is coming back soon enough. I can feel it. No other explanation for the insanity of this world. Either He comes back or we are to expect another Dark Age and I hope we not go that route.
All I have to do is read the Bible. One of the many harbingers that a civilization was done was when sex and idol worship combined to the point of excess. Disgusting.
They plan on running around naked in the Rain Forest? I wouldn't be too concerned, with all the critters with teeth around, they won't last long.
They should go to the Amazon River and jump in it naked and save the piranhas having to tear through clothes.
The piranha would send them home to bathe first.
Of course, their actions will invariably lead to more abortions. Nothing like chopping up a gestating fetus as a way to say, "I'm a good environmentalist who believes we should never interfere with Nature."
Ain't no Hell deep enough or hot enough, in my opinion.
If I were in the forest and was "confronted" by these freaks, I would return fire with pepper spray in the appropriate places.......I guess these freaks don't understand what all the forest creatures do on the forest floor...3.....2......1... Yes bears DO shit in the woods..and not in a porta potty.
I should leaf this one alone- someone might want some wood. Who'da thunk than there's a naked market for the sap of a naughty pine?
They're really going out on a limb. Perhaps they should branch out, but you have to admit they really have some bark on them.
I pine for the day when these saps get rooted in something a bit more useful. Maple these people could actually get a job. Maybe their mahogany them too many times when they were young, which is why they are so spoiled now.
I'm just hoping they don't know how to identify poison oak. That ought to end this stupidity quickly!
As forest I'm concerned they can do it two or tree times- have their eco-sex and leave alder rest to the animals
In Russia, the forest f*cks you!
It'll be interesting to see what exotic diseases, infections and parasites these eco dummies contract.
Need more evidence of there being no limitation to the left's insanity? Here it is.
Okay, there has GOT to be a star wars/ startrek sex joke in there somewhere..... but I just can't think of it at the moment!
Yoda?
Wood'a?