The greatest obituary of all time. “Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors’ orders and raising hell for more than six decades.” Well, the greatest obituary of all time would be if and when Obamacare dies, but this is a close second.


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I suspect at my funeral there will be a 5 minute eulogy followed by a 20 rebuttal
Makes me wonder if I met him when I lived in Denver. He sounds like a couple of people I have bought a beer for!
and with style,,,he tell's the drones too kiss his ass! outstanding!!
So many of [Blanchard's] childhood friends that weren’t killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.
But he repeats himself!
Good for him!
ahem,... the 2nd greatest!
This is a prime example of a free man living in style, versus the progressive ideal of living in fear.
I expect we'll have coolers at my funeral; otherwise my family wouldn't show up. Half German/half Irish; meaning there's not a designated driver in the bunch...
Sounds like a man I would liked to have bought a beer for.