The happiest people are conservative women

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• All you need to remember is the rantings of the insane liberal female troll that posts here...the whole story in a nutshell.

  • WIN!!!

    • WIN X2, that is one miserable btich.

• My opinion is that we want to enjoy our lives and be free to live our lives appropriately and conservatively while enjoying the fruit of our labor. We don't wait around for Government to supply us with happiness we pursuit it.

  • IMHO, it's because 'conservative' women are smart enough to not settle for a loser. And to make sure he doesn't become complacent once settled, that and the shoes... and the boots! Oh man, the boots...

    • Or she as the case may be, my mistake. Tammy Bruce comes to mind, so...

  • The order is conservative women happiest, then conservative men, then liberal women, then liberal men. So no matter what the political persuasion, women are happier. That surprises me because all the women I'm with are miserable.

    • Oh well, looks like I'm too late to insult JP.
      :-D

    • Uhm.... :-)

    • JP:That surprises me because all the women I’m with are miserable.

      I'm not surprised. (and yes, I'm being a smartace)

      • I knew I could draw you out with that comment. I knew it.

        • Is that your way of saying you miss me?

        • Yes.

        • Awww

        • Awe, JP, that's so sweet...my heart *almost* melted.

          teehee

• Conservative women are a lot better looking, too.

  • Too bad I can only give 1 TU to that comment.

    • RIGHT?

• Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a happy liberal?

  A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

  • Bigfoot has a higher IQ.

• Probably has to do a lot with NOT having the victim mentality.

• I'll be even happier in January 2017 when President Know Nothing leaves office.

  • So will I and I don't like wishing my life away, but this is one time that the years can't pass fast enough. And may it be before there is still a U.S.A. left.

• Everybody is happier then a self-loathing Liberal.

  • Grumpy Cat is happier then a self-loathing Liberal.

    http://www.grumpycats.com/

    • An Orangutan with porcupine quills in his hemorrhoids is happier than a self-loathing Liberal.

• It's because after a long day of being conservative and boring we have to let it all hang out and get wild in bed at night.

  • I certainly hope so!

• Oh, let me guess what the leftist response will be!

  "Of course you're happy because you're to ignorant to appreciate all the misery in the world and that it's ALL YOUR FAULT for being white!"