The Kotex Lobby: Feminist, Liberal Media Demand ‘Free Tampons’ For All

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• Well, look at it this way....Ultra liberal Rosie O'Donnell kick starts her tampons!

• I buy tampons quite often....They are one of the best lil cleaning tools I've ever found for getting my car/dash clean. They will fit in cracks and crevaces that nothing else will touch. If you want a spotless dash, they are the ticket. AND, the women at the stores give me a lot of respect for having the 'courage' to buy the things. I make sure they are right on top of my cart at the store. Women just give me that wicked lil grin. Yes, tampons are my friend.
  Oh, and they make great corks for stopping bleeding in a bullet hole. They use them a lot in war now. Now Chicongo will be buying them by the case.

• The clinton ''charity'' should give away tampons that resemble cigars. Its the yeast they could do.

• I don't know, maybe we should all have them for first aid use. I just heard about a friend of mine who cut his head while on a job and taped a tampon to his head to soak up the blood. Where he go it we don't know. His "friends" and I are currently looking for a picture one of the other guys on the job took when the first one wasn't looking. He'll never live this one down.

• How about I offer these parasitic tools a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up.

• The socialists are using the useful idiots around our nation to further their goal. There are demands for free shit coming from all over the place. The socialists in our government now call healthcare a human right. They are giving illegal aliens free tuition in Illinois, they are demanding free shit everywhere. This is all part of the plan by socialists/Commie fuckers to creep til we are 100% dependent on gov't. We need to stop all these assholes. There's but one way.....replenishing the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

  • I have a suggestion. We can make them this offer. We'll supply you with free birth control and free tampons. If you're using the birth control, you will need the tampons. In exchange, we stop funding Planned Parenthood clinics and abortions. If you are using the free birth control, you don't need abortions, just tampons. It will work out much cheaper in the long run.

• How about free toilet paper? Everyone has an asshole.

  • Liberals just have a larger one from which they speak.

• In other news, tampons to now cost $20 apiece.... if you can find them.

  If the Obama regime ran the desert there would be a shortage of sand within a year.

• What the bloody hell is wrong with these people?

• I got my obama tampon! since these are recyclable, return the used ones to:

  President Douchebag
  1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
  Washington, DC 20500