The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years. Scientists grow penises. Now if Obama could just grow balls.
The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years. Scientists grow penises. Now if Obama could just grow balls.
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There's been several problems with keeping the product in the lab. The company, which is located in San Francisco, reports employee snacking before lunch time....
OMG!!! Please don't let the wife know about this. She will spend every dime of our retirement to turn me into a horse.
That would be her mane goal, eh?
G roan... are we dun here?
LMMFAO
At first I thought it was just a cock-eyed story, then I realized you'd have to be nuts to believe it when someone told me it was the up and coming thing.
Why do they need to artificially grow penises for, all they have to do is harvest them from the politicians in this country. A never ending supply!!
As long as science is growing organs, how 'bout they whip up some brains for BO and Lurch?
They've tried it before, but their bodies keep rejecting the transplants.
That was the scientists' original assignment but there was a miscommunication. They heard "head" and jumped to the wrong conclusion.
They heard the word BRAIN and they've been trying to turn a locomotive into a human organ. Yes, Barry and Lurch both need one.
The good news is that they can grow a penis in the lab. The bad news is that it's only available in Asian.
Appears the addadicktome business is rising up
Rosie O'Donnell will be placing the first order.
Rosie was born with one.
Amazing how science can rise to this level.
Straight up science this is.
This is the kind of technological progress that can't be beat.
Looks like you guys got a head start on me.
We have a firm lead.
My wit is limp today. I got nothing to add.
You shouldn't admit that in pubic.
Why? Does it make me appear soft?
It appears they have it well in hand.
Hardly.
These puns are so bad, I mean cum on
http://youtu.be/nFvRvSxsW-I
That sounds like a dangling participle.
Do we really need scientists and a laboratory to grow a penis? Can't we accomplish the same thing with a poster of Scarlett Johansson on the wall?