The photographs Hitler banned

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• He wanted to pass himself off as German (why does that sound familiar, . Passing as something you aren't) Germans love their lederhosen. Get over it.

  • And their biergarten... at least they got something right

    http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/b0/21/2e/b0212ecd3d945872b2386f8cf4b9c106.jpg

    • Who's the dude pouring beer with nail polish on?
      Or is that a woman with a moustache?

      • We had our rocking horses at a faire one time, with a German theme, and we were right next to their beer garden. It was very difficult for me to concentrate, since one of their beer wenches looked like she'd just stepped off the label of a St. Pauli Girl beer bottle. Tall, buxom, blond, blue eyes, tiny little skirt, fishnets, heels. Very distracting.

        She went for a ride on Vlad after the faire closed, and enjoyed it thoroughly. So thoroughly, in fact, that after her ride, she wrapped her arms around me, leaned me back like I was the female lead in an old-school romance novel, threw a lip lock on me, and wouldn't let go. Fond memories.

        • Who did Kat give the bigger lump to, you or the beer wench?

        • This was before I met Kat, but even if if happened now, Kat understands that things like this are just one of the hazards of my job.

        • stranger danger.

• Heeey, Hilter

• Looks kinda like the Barack Obama golf outfit doesn't it?

  • Same dorkiness factor but Obama doesn't wear knee socks: http://www.linksmagazine.com/upload/0/61/6167/asset_upload_file303_6167.jpg.

    • He likes those socks because they work so well with the pumps he wears in private.

• That's the model for Hillary's new Lederhosen Suit.

• Now, I want to see him on a bike, singing "Doe! A deer! A female deer!"

  Get me THOSE photos!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLk-RSvH9PA

• Kinda reminds me of hillary from the knees down...

  • "Kinda reminds me of hillary from the knees down..."

    Muffin you always make puns like that? (not that I mind even a little bit)

  • Come on now, Hitler didn't have cankles.

  • Strap a pig across his ass and he would reming me of hilllary from the waist down...

    • Just photoshop her face on the pics, and it is a striking resemblance.

• If this picture was taken before his 40th birthday, his name was Alois Shickelgruber Jr,
  the bastard son of an Austrian Jew.

  • Well, when you're a dictator and have the media in your pocket, all sorts of possibilities open up. No one looks too hard at your birth certificate; or your Connecticut Social Security {*} number; they don't look too hard for your college transcripts or any hard evidence that you're a Constitutional scholar; nor do they care about your Muslim and communist associations you've had all your life. And they certainly don't object to the lack of an "enabling act" for you to consolidate all government authority into your office.

    All things considered, give me the Austrian Jew civil servant any day.

    PS: It is a snazzy outfit. Suggestions are now open for the official uniform of the Obama Youth.

    {*} SS. Coincidence? I don't think so.

  • And his birth certificate isn't photshopped!

• "Better legs than Hitler, bigger tits than Cher..." Monty Python on Henry Kissinger, in anticipation of Hillary.