The TSA’s 12 Banned Items of Christmas: A handy guide on how to (possibly) keep the TSA from placing their hands some place that you really don’t want them.
The TSA’s 12 Banned Items of Christmas: A handy guide on how to (possibly) keep the TSA from placing their hands some place that you really don’t want them.
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Yes! Santa Claus came
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/25/justin-bieber-retiring-pop-star-claims/?intcmp=features
Now just SheWho and one or two more...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/25/it-was-posted-on-a-humor-site-but-this-serious-takedown-of-the-tsa-is-blistering/
This is why I have been saying we need to get the Israeli's to come here and train our airport security. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Agreed. They know each and every person on each and every flight. They ask you questions while in line. Those questions are asked multiple times in multiple ways. If the answers don't match up, you get an interview with their security personnel.
What is required is to remove the unions, the protection of the incompetent and the advancement of those who prove that they can do the job politely, professionally and timely.
Yes, but it cannot be implemented here. That sort of training requires trainees that aren't returd people. People that know the real security is needed because the majority of your neighbors want to take your land and your life are hard to come by in this nation these days. Besides profiling is racist. Profiling the security workers is racist. Profiling people with shifty eyes is racist. Racism against explosive carriers is especially heinous if they happen to be muhammudenesiasts. Mr. Sela points out several things that won't be considered here because our government is not really working for us at all anymore.
The TSA also forbids common sense being carried through their checkpoints.
Ha!
When I've traveled thru the Austin Airport , I've been stopped and frisked the last two times. It wasn't appreciated that I pointed out that they were doing it all wrong. Guy doing it looked at me like how I knew what was and wasn't right. That's when my identification including my badge were handed to me. He STFU and told me I was good to go. At which point I asked was he sure. He just motioned me on and walked away.
No clue and wanta be's is all that they are.
Ha, would love to have been a fly on the wall for that.
I want to be president, the first year in office, right before Christmas, I will issue the "Twelve Federal Agencies banned forever" by executive order...
On the first day of Christmas, My president gave to me, Eric holder in a prison cell.
On the second day of Christmas my President gave to me, all TSA employees unemployed.
On the third day of Christmas my president gave to me, Janet Napolitano in a burlap sack.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my president gave to me, DHS without a single worker.
On the fifth day of Christmas my president gave to me, Five Democrat leaders in prison.
Free free to add on...
Don't forget this one:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/poppajoe49/square-med-atf.gif
Oh, Santa, please add the EPA and Dept. of Edukashun
Pretty much sums up the stupidity of TSA, one second baggage handlers, than magically a second later highly trained federal employees, TSA, DHS is nothing but cottage industries based upon the fear the governments wants to instill in the minds of American so it can continue it unfettered growth and continued invasion into our lives it wants to control.
Merry CHRISTmas to my friends at IHTM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOe3CXE-mA
and this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidz4JD7F80
Merry Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1Gloae1EY
(That's my baby girl hittin' those high notes)
Mini-You?
Merry Christmas everyone!
And a Merry Christmas to you sir, and to all the fine people at IHTM....I just finished watching A Christmas Carol, the one with George C. Scott. I watch it every year, You know in it's own way it gives me hope for all those Scrooges in the world....well except for one...but hey can't help but be positive.....God Bless Us, Every One.