This is a Joke, Right? Hillary Clinton Gets Her Own Action Figure

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• Just like her husband, always ready for action!

• Should obtain one and shoot at it so Killery could have told the truth for once.

• Aka Stretch the truth Armstrong.

  • WIN #2!!! ^^^

• Hill's superpower is the ability to kill four americans just by staring at a phone

• If you hold a dollar bill in front of it's face, It smiles and waves wildly....

• Where is the testicle lock box?

• It's an action figure... not available in Libya.

  • But you can get there the dead US Ambassador inaction figure, or the just-released ISIS action figures

• ...and does it have a pull cord to make it lie? I can imagine what it would say:

  What difference does it make?
  I'm listening
  It was this terrible video...
  What billing records?
  I am dead broke...

  • "I'm not some little woman 'standing by my man' like Tammy Wynette."
    "Chelsea and I ran for cover under hostile fire shortly after our plane landed in Bosnia."

    • Wind it up..put it on the floor.. and it eats rugs

      • WIN!!! ^^^

  • Don't forget, "We want to 'reset' our relationship."

    • "Another bimbo, Bill?"

      "Where are my 'crazy eye' glasses?"

      "Don't make me 'Vince Foster' you?"

      "Remember that is very hard to recollect things."

• Can you get it with Chairman Mao uniforms and Dr. Evil jackets?

  • Who cares? It's not like anyone will be wanting to undress the thing!!

    • It is gender neutral in keeping with the demotard party agenda.

      That way when it is under sniper fire you can change to a helmet and military BDU's.

  • Bunion Pads and Cankle braces sold separately.

• http://mrssatan.blogspot.com/2006/08/mrssatan-hillary-clinton-inflatable.html

  • It comes with a Kevlar bag to put over her head.