THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CRIMINAL TRIES TO ROB A GUN STORE…WITH A BAT

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• And this is what happens when a Russian criminal tries to steal a phone...from a girl.

  http://conservativehideout.com/2013/07/28/in-russia-woman-destroys-would-be-robber/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

  and we're not talking one of those Soviet era weight lifter types, she's a petite thing and cleans his clock.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL ok not really, i'se bee's in da liberry still.

    but that was funny as. she like a modern day Spetznaz.

    I liked how the babushka waited for the tall young guy to come walking up. that or she was waiting for nardsquash to run or quit moving.

  • Weiner is defeated!!!!!!!

  • I love it, but she should have kicked him a few times while he was down.
    But that's just me.

  • Seriously?
    I thought everyone knew not to mess with a woman's phone! They get real testy wen you cut off their gabbing!

• Better a woody than wood.
  Carlos Danger

• Poor guy was one itchy trigger finger away from getting a Darwin Award.

• Since this happened in Oregon, I'm sure some tree-hugging liberal lawmaker is trying his/her/its darndest to find some way--any way--to charge the owner of the gun, since he obviously drew down on an unarmed man with mental issues whose home life was a wreck because his daddy left his mom and his school failed to teach him and he was just hungry all of which society is at fault blah blah blah blah blah.

  • If it was a wood bat he could be in real trouble for killing a tree.

    • i'm sure the perp (isn't that what the cops call the bad guy?) will be reimbursed for medical issues resulting from muscle strain, and perhaps bruising of the hand area. to say nothing of possible lacerations incurred while he exercised his freedom to do as he pleased.

• This story reminds me of liberals. In their quiet moments, they keep asking themselves, "Why do things that ONLY happen to stupid people, keep happening to ME?".

  Credit given: Modern Philosopher Homer Simpson

• Not the same, but stupid criminal tricks still. What the heck is it about this general area of the country and female teachers boppin students? Two more this week, and we all know how this ends up. . And as happens around here more often than not, these two were good looking and one could be called downright hot. (and those poor 16 & 17 year old virgin boys having their innocence stolen from them by a teacher)

  • Where were these teachers when I was in school?

    I know, most of them weren't born yet!

• The avoidance of using a gun in robbing a gun store cements his party credentials. Certainly the democrat party can find a suitable high-paying job for a man of such brilliance. Perhaps in the Krugman school of economics? Holder DOJ? EPA? Kerry DOS? Always looking for such good people.

• I guess this is what we can expect from the public school system graduates now that Zero is in charge of things.

• I'm sure if Zero had a son , he would look , think and act just like our " man " Derrick in the story.

  Makes someone proud I'm sure .

  • "Oh, not my baby boy! He would NEVER do anything like that. He's pure as the driven snow!"

• We need a ban on assault bats.

  • Or maybe they'll try to ban baseball. I remember once a radical feminist calling spring training, "violence training". I guess to her spring training is when you're being taught to perform abortions.