This story may just make you wish you were a transsexual

It would almost be worth it. Almost. Because lord knows we’d give almost anything for the opportunity to puke on Susan Sarandon.

Oscar winning actress Susan Sarandon has had a bad time of it lately. The actress recently separated from her long time partner, actor Tim Robbins. Sarandon attended the third anniversary of The Box in New York’s Lower East Side.

A transsexual cabaret performer named Rose Wood engaged in projectile vomiting on stage and hit Sarandon with it.

Standing nearby were Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreiber. 



According to Wood it was not intended as an affront to the actress and she didn’t take it that way.



“Apparently [Sarandon] got a big kick out of it. She squealed with surprise and loved it when several handsome gentlemen wiped it off of her. She had a ball! I saw her assistant downstairs afterward, and he was moved by it! She was in great spirits,” Wood told the New York Press.

Right. Sure. She loved being thrown up on at a fancy-schmancy event. And Johansson and Schreiber were terribly disappointed that they weren’t thrown up on by any transsexuals.

“Why does that Sarandon bitch get to have all the fun,” Johansson reportedly asked.

“I’m throwing a party next week,” Schreiber thought to himself. “I hope some transsexuals show up and puke on my guests.”

Consider this convincing evidence that Sarandon is just as crazy as we’ve always suspected.

Source: San Francisco Examiner

This post was last modified on March 14, 2021

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  • The woman is a liberal pain in the ass.

    But based on that picture, I would bang her like a twelve dollar gong.

    I'd be ashamed, probably wouldn't tell anyone, but I'd do her and her hot daughter too.

  • am I to understand the puking was purposeful?

    I have heard of the fettish of being thrown up on-but never thought it was real-this is so gross, I just gagged a little bit.

    I am starting to realize why tim left her(even though he is totally nuts too).

    • I totally agree with you, Matthew. Her behavior must have been too bizarre even for Robbins to continue to deal with.